If you’re new here and confused (sexually or otherwise) I’ve put together a list of the most popular and favorited articles to help you figure out what in tarnation is going on in this amazing blog that will turn you on/gross you out/change your life.

Best Of Fashion and Beauty

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Perfect Bangs Forever!
My Shoe Pyramid
Satan’s School For Girls
On The Search For The Perfect Retro Bathing Suit (annual posts)
On The Search For The Perfect Retro Bathing Suit 2
On The Search For The Perfect Retro Bathing Suit 3
In The Dressing Room With Zac Posen For Target
Sibling London Knitmare
Spring Is For Swapping

Best Of Film


Don’t Deliver Us From Evil
Daisies aka Sedmikrásky
Troop Beverly Hills
Earth Girls Are Easy
Teen Witch
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Doom Generation
Ladies and Gentlemen…The Fabulous Stains
Switchblade Sisters
Elvira Mistress of The Dark
My Favorite Drape Is Wanda Woodward

How To Guides

Corsages for the brides

Perfect Bangs Forever!
How To Make a Tacky Corsage
Appreciating Chola Style (the most popular blog post of the past THREE YEARS M’LORD)
How To Find Treasure In A Room Full Of Tack
Spring Is For Swapping
The Agent Lover Guide To Coachella

Best Of Interviews

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Interview With Jackie Collins
Dear Menz With Michael Ian Black
Mad Crushin’ On Yelle
Dear Menz With TNUC
Dear Menz With Awesome All Day
Mad Crushin’ On Elsa Billgren

Best of Madonna Inn

Pictures To Scotch-Tape To Your Locker
More Madonna For Your Momma
Madonna Inn Wonderland
Madonna Inn Photoshoot

Best Of Tokyo

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Hoodrats Go To Tokyo
Harajuku Agent Lover
Puroland: The Happiest Place On Earth!!!
Adventures in Shinjuko Shopping
The Holy Grail Of Fake Nails
What We Ate In Tokyo
Parasite Museum And Purikura

Everything Else


The Girlcrack Known As Target
Sharing Secrets With Joan Collins
I Miss Slutty Madonna
I Was A Lisa Frank Sticker For Halloween!
All Hail The Sexy Chancla
Chola y Chola Bingo
Obsess With Me: Perfumes That Smell Like Dessert
Dress Me Up In Your Love
The Pink Palace
Heartchu Nude Spa
Palm Spring Diaries: The Clubhouse
Social Networking Blue
Nails On Film
There Will Be Bluuud
The Holy Trinity Of Nasty Girls
Blogging Etiquette By Agent Lover
90’s Chick Rock Mix