I Miss Slutty Madonna


Well it’s true. I’m nostalgic for early 90′s-era Slutacious Madonna. I remember often watching Truth or Dare after school. All those great scenes…the water bottle fellatio, Warren Beatty?!?!, the high braided ponytail..


I loved her so much back then.

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There’s also that Marie Antoinette-inspired Vogue performance on MTV… GAWD!! That shit seriously fucked me up for life. It makes me so emotional!!

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Can you imagine going to the Blonde Ambition tour or Girlie Show back then? There is also her acting career in the 90′s to talk about. I liked her in Dick Tracy and always wore my red “Breathless Mahoney” nightgown. And how badly do you want to watch A League of Their Own right now?!

“Take a Bow” gave me a major ladybone for that bullfighter. And I loved her style in this video. Cocktail hat with netting covering her face, long opera gloves…I think this will be my fall look. Leather gloves and rosaries….again. Why not?

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Winged eyeliner!

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Smeared lipstick.

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One of the things I’ve always wanted was that damn Sex book.


You know all I want to do is post the super scandalous photos from the book…but I’ll be PG in case The Others are watching.

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This one is great though. (NSFW-merkin status) and this one is very NSFW – Click if you are alone, over 18 and into punk rockers, spiked leather jackets and.. fainting HELLOOOOW ::rubs eyes:: Here’s my #1 favorite for obvious reasons:


Meisel and Sex pics are from o.c.i.n and madonna-online.ch.

Like a prayer,


1 Kara { 10.06.09 at 3:46 am }

I was never that into her… SHOCK HORROR! But I remember a while ago, I was looking at a digital copy of that Sex book and I was thinking that if I was about 18 years older back in 1993, I would’ve been ALL OVER THAT SHIT!

2 Amelia M { 10.06.09 at 4:48 am }

That first photo is just beautiful, and I think mainly because her body looks more soft and feminine than we’re used to seeing these days. She really was a genuine shocker once upon a time!

3 Jaka Merriman { 10.06.09 at 6:42 am }


4 Carsi { 10.06.09 at 8:48 pm }

this is the truth, I miss this era of Madonna. If I had a sister I would hope she’d be like you Marie :-)

5 hillary { 10.08.09 at 8:38 am }

I miss her too!

6 mary { 10.08.09 at 10:00 pm }

just fainted.

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9 sasha lavoo { 10.10.09 at 10:34 am }

i’m breaking out my bleach right now betch…..see what you did…..i need to live up to that jane mansfield tattoo my boyfriend Paul aka julian has on his arm….
GAWD i love him…

10 jesi { 10.11.09 at 9:20 pm }

i wish her body still looked the way it does in the third photo. soft is so much more beautiful than the hard veiny hag look she’s workin now. i heard that when she split with guy richie he said that she was so exhausted from working out up to 10 hours a day that the never had sex… DANG WOMAN, PRIORITIES! that’s not the madonna we know and love!
…ive always wanted the sex book.

11 Carly { 10.12.09 at 10:08 am }

I love slutty Madonna and have always wanted the Sex book too. She’s such an icon.

12 JungleForce { 10.21.09 at 4:01 pm }

you can get the SEX book on craigslist for like 30 bucks or Madonna condoms for 40

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