Wanda Woodward, Traci Lords’ character from Cry-Baby, is one of my top style icons. Aside from her badass attitude, her pencil-cut dresses, wingtip eyeliner, fire-engine red pout and perfect bangs make up my favorite ingredients for my signature look, so how can I not list her as one of my inspirations?

“Oh Wanda, you sure is pretty in them tight clothes, all painted up like trash!”


“We like hot boys! Boys with roaming hands and rushing fingers!”


I love big hair!! Am I going to have to bumpit?!?


“Yeah, I’m just a bebop baby, and I don’t take nothing from no one! See ya later, daddy-os. Have a cool Yule and a frantic First!”

wanda woodward

In other news, if you want to be cat-called by multiple transients in a span of five minutes, dress like this. GAH!!!

hobo magnet outfit