Dear Menz- With Special Guest Michael Ian Black

dear menz mib

Greetings everyone and welcome to the first edition of “Dear Menz”! This is where I will dig deep and ask the menz a variety of penetrating questions to help us ladies gain enough knowledge to find the thugs of our dreamz…

My first guest is the genius and god among men, Michael Ian Black, who you know from The State, Stella, Wet Hot American Summer, and of course those “I Love the…” shows on VH1. Let’s see what this menz has gots to say…

Is it true that guys don’t like funny girls?

I think guys love funny girls. At least this guy does. Especially if they have funny props like Carrot Top. That shit is hilarious.

When is the best time to slip someone the tongue on the first date?

10:35 pm

How would you feel if you overheard someone say, “I am straight gonna MB to the MIB TONIGHT”?

I guess it would depend on the context – if they were talking about putting their cat to sleep, I guess I would be kind of upset.

What’s your favorite song to dry hump to?

Falco’s “Rock Me Amadeus”

What advice can you give someone who’s been looking for love in all the wrong places? Should I just give it up and become a mail order bride?

My advice to any would-be mail order brides out there would be to take a deep breath and consider ALL your options. Maybe you might want to become a high-class call girl instead, or just a straight-up sex slave. Mail order bride just sounds so permanent.

Have you ever Supermanned a ho?

I’m not sure what this is, but probably.

Why do a lot of menz refuse to eat white condiments?

Like mayo? Do menz refuse mayo? In my experience, menz will happily eat mayo.

And lastly, what kinds of freaky shit are you into?

I like Scrabble.

Thank you Michael Ian Black for letting us peer into your brain for our first Dear Menz column! You can enjoy more MIB at his hilarious blog. You can also see him in the soon-to-be-released Kids in America and he also wrote the upcoming film Run, Fat Boy, Run. And get his stand up comedy album, I Am a Wonderful Man, available on Amazon.


1 will { 01.16.08 at 11:23 am }

I had never considered Falco as a dry hump soundtrack but I’ll go home and dust off that 45 tonight.

2 Oz { 01.16.08 at 11:48 am }

LOVE IT!!! Awesome!

3 klaus { 01.16.08 at 12:27 pm }

I like scrabble too. That is so freaky!

4 pepper { 01.16.08 at 4:19 pm }

i am going to print this out and hang it in my locker.

5 Khaaaaansumating { 01.16.08 at 5:06 pm }

He’s got a good point, the market is really good right now for a straight-up sex slave.

6 the slackmistress { 01.16.08 at 6:54 pm }

Plus you actually get to keep more money as a high-class cal girl than a mail order bride! Provided klaus isn’t too rough with the pimp hand.

7 will { 01.16.08 at 7:47 pm }

Also as a high class call girl you set your own hours. The mail order bride industry on the other hand is not as accommodating.

8 Shaun { 01.22.08 at 11:43 am }

My Dearest Secret Agent Lover,

First and foremost, please allow to congratulate you on this awesome interview blog posting! Obviously Michael Ian Black is a delicious gourmet candidate for this! And I’m sure you had a great time being the interviewer and thinking up those fucking fantastic creative questions of yours.

I have to admit that I’ve thought of being a high-class call girl, but haven’t had the guts to follow through with it. And you can’t get any freakier than scrabble. That’s hot nasty freakiness!



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I would let MIB slip me the tongue at 10:35… or even before.

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OMG.. I was totally going to read your entire blog in one day.. but then yesterday passed.. and you got “Spring Love” stuck in my head, which I happily shared with my sister.. also your love of Rufio.

But dude, how in the hell did you get MIB up on this shiz? I am even more impressed than I was yesterday.

Thanks for writing lovely lover.

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