A while ago, I made a promise to do an article on everyone’s favorite cinematic gem, Teen Witch. Finally the day has come for me to put a banana clip in my hair and ~cast a spell on you~. Because of this, I’ve decided to do another fashion-in-film series where I Polyvore outfits inspired by the characters. This one will be 1980’s Movie Heroines! Let’s begin the special series by taking a look at Louise Miller, a typical high school nerd with a ladyboner for popular guy Brad…until she meets Madame Serena (aka Tangina from Poltergeist), who reveals to Louise she is actually a reincarnated witch and LOLarity ensues.
One of my favorite things in the world is dreamy scenes of 80’s hunks.
When I have a Soft Focus Crush I imagine him glistening in the sun, doing sit-ups and jumping jacks while I lurk in the shadows watching his every move…
When Louise starts practicing some magic, ultimately becoming the ‘Most Popular Girl,’ she starts dressing for success. She gonna get her mang, she gonna get some fans, she gonna be the dom of the prom!!! People start keeping tabs on her every move…the tables have turned!
How about this little number for dancing in the halls?
Teen Witch 3 – by Agent Lover on Polyvore.com
Do you guys remember bolo ties? I wore one during the 90210 days of 1991. I think it’s because Brenda Walsh had one…unless I was secretly trying to dress like David Silver’s best friend who wanted to be a cowboy. Do not click that link!!! You will cry just like you did in the sixth grade.
If bolo ties ever make a comeback, I don’t know what I would do…except eat some BBQ. Why do bolo ties make me crave that?! Louise, if you please:
Teen Witch 1 – by Agent Lover on Polyvore.com
Everybody loves the infamous ‘Top That’ rap scene. A few years ago I memorized it so my friend Brant and I could battle. He’s so funky!
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Let’s talk about the real star of the show…little brother Richie. Forget Swayze Centaur, the ultimate random tattoo would be a picture of Richie in his bellboy uniform. IMAGINE?? I will get him on my upper arm. TEEN WITCH SLEEVE! MADAME SERENA ON THE FOREARM. Get it gurl.
My friends and I can still seriously spit his lines every day. Is this just funny to us or does anyone else love him too?
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At last, Louise makes it to prom in her indigo blue, shoulder pad delight. Everyone is like “Daaayum!”
Glorious, how I imagine my life is like in another dimension.
We will let Louise keep the blue, but ditch the maxipad shoulders for something more bewitching.
Teen Witch 2 – by Agent Lover on Polyvore.com
Her red hot lover Brad will be mesmerized…
Fun Fact: Robyn Lively who plays Louise, is the sister of Blake Lively aka Serena from GOSSIP GIRL. Wild! Also, YES. I’ve heard of the Teen Witch remake they are planning with the mean bitch from High School Musical. Um, FUCK THAT. I’m so pissed. I can’t even talk about it right now. Anyway! Stay tuned for my next installment in my 1980’s Movie Heroines series! Perhaps next time we will cover crimped hair and camel toe! In the meantime, here are some other articles you might want to peep:
+ That Chick Julie, She’s Truly Dazzling
+ Getaway Girl Style – Bonnie and Clyde
+ Getaway Girl Style – Pierrot Le Fou
+ Getaway Girl Style – The Doom Generation
xo,
Marie
Comments
mychaela
24/10/2010
where can i find the necklace, or amulet robyn lively wore to give her ,her powers. I cant find it anywhere.
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15/06/2010
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Rachael
9/02/2010
This is my most favorite 80s cheese whiz movie EVER and I proudly own it and know all of the songs ~ I LOVE BOYS! *clap clap*
Ever my brother, my senior by nearly 8 years, loves and can still sing Top That.
Great, perfect post <3
Andi
5/02/2010
The sexual tension going on during “Top That” is almost tangible…Wow.
spicy.
Sourmartini
17/11/2009
Hahaha! I love it! I do love me some Teen Witch & what would the movie be without Ritchie?! I wouldn’t even wanna think about it! You and your friends are def not the only one’s who find his sarcastic little punk ass funny….my sis & I have been quoting him since way back too!
“Your Mornin’ Paypa!”
Chel
22/10/2009
“I DO NOT have roots!”
“SKANK!”
*push in to school’s jizz infested pool*
BEST MOVIE EVER!
Jade iLLeen
6/07/2009
prob like one of my fave movies ! good work 😉
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ryssa berry
5/04/2009
i love louise miller! i love her colthes, her hair, and everything. i’m crazy about 80’s!
marie
22/03/2009
@Vrai – Smooth jazz and tight bugle boy jeans STILL get my pulse racin’ girl.
And thank you SO much!! 🙂 xo
Vrai
19/03/2009
WHAT?! They’re making a remake?
They need to die in a fire.
I was OBSESSED with this movie as a wee lass. Did anyone else remember feeling a bit flushed during the intro scenes? (Hawt)
I love what you do, girl. Your blog might just be my favorite place in all the internet. <3
xox
marie
12/03/2009
@ Celisse – it’s not too late, you can still be the Most Popular Girl!!
@Lauryn – I KNOW…I haven’t found any recent news on the remake since almost a year ago..but I fear it might sneak up on us! I WILL PROTEST
@Loulou – LOVE U!!
@Ashe- Thanks lady!! <3 SHIT I WANNA WATCH TWIN PEAKS
@Erica - you are welcome! Apparently many people share the love for the rap. It was recently on an episode of 30 Rock I hear!
@ginamarr - OK YES EXACTLY, I would watch it every saturday on channel 5!! Along with Valley Girl. Thanks bo the sentiment is reciprocated!!
@Joelle - I hope you moved it up in your queue boo!
@melissa - omg should i bring it this weekend. FORCE THEM TO WATCH
@leyla - Finally right!!? I love me some shoulder pads.
@The Friendinator - YOU WOULD HAVE BOLOS. BOLOLS
@elma joy- Thank you girlfriend!
@tshinta - get on it! you will LOVE IT!! (i hope)
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tshinta
10/03/2009
how have i never seen this?! holy crap it made me laff. must watch more!!
elma joy
7/03/2009
HAHA!
i seriously was just thinking about this movie
especially the top that rap
right before stumbling upon this blog
great polyvore/blog 🙂
The Friendinator
5/03/2009
I don’t need to “remember” my bolos, because I still have ALL 3 of mine! One of them even has some real turquoise…eat your heart out!
leyla
5/03/2009
two words about 80s fashion: SHOULDER PADS
This is awesome. You have thoroughly covered everything.
melissa
5/03/2009
omg you’re the best for blogging this!! we still gotta get mike and levon to watch it cause they don’t know what they’re missing!! teen witch is the greatest!
Joelle
5/03/2009
OMG! I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS MOVIE! I used to love it… *adds to Netflix*
gina marr
5/03/2009
ZOMG i completely forgot about this movie. i used to watch this everytime it’d come on sunday afternoon on channel 7 or some shit. marie i must say you are one of the illest girls i’ve ever known (through the interwebs ;P )
Erica B.
5/03/2009
Thanks so much for posting this. I thought I was the only one who knew all the lines to that rap!
Ashe Mischief
5/03/2009
Marie, you are tots Teen Witch in this post. I love it so much THAT I WANT TO BE YOUUUUUUUUU.
I’m really cursing my lack of Netflix now. (Heh. witches. curse. heh.)
Also, Robyn Lively always makes me think of Twin Peaks.
Loulou
5/03/2009
Ahhhh OF COURSE you love this too! imagine young me where my only real dream was to become a witch and then I got to see this where she was a Louise too, totally amazing.
Oh and the soft focus is so good, look at those hunks, twit twoo.
*off to dig up spell books*
xxxxx
Lauryn
5/03/2009
I love this movie although I will admit I wasn’t able to fully appreciate it until after my younger sister stopped making me watch it every single day. I really hope they don’t remake it.
Celisse
5/03/2009
I love this SO MUCH. I love the blue dress SANS FOOTBALL PADS. And the purple outfit too. UGH I LOVED ALL OF HER CLOTHES IN THAT MOVIE.
That is exactly like I wanted my highschool experience to be like. SIGH.