Weird and Wonderful

Awesome Cryptozoology Club


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Hello cryptid lovers! MEETING IN SESSION. Okay kids, I am a big nerd for cryptozoology of every kind: legendary creatures, undiscovered oceanic animals…I love them all, especially the furry little lobster of 2006. Where is my garlic butter?

Anyway, I find it an amusing coincidence that lately the news has been filled with strange creature sightings week after week. I have also noticed in the recent few years there seems to be more reports of giant squid and other large oceanic animal sightings. This sort of thing personally freaks me out because of a certain apocalyptic giant octopus dream I had in 1998, which some of you know I am obsessed with. MAWR! Back to recent events, sadly, the “Montauk Monster” was fake, but what about its creepy comrades that have been making waves across computer screens in the past week?

This video of the Chupacabra sighting in Texas shows what looks like a dog running from the camera. When it turns its head to the left, you can make out what seems to be a long snout. CHUPACABRA? Or just a mangy mutt?

And then there’s the Bigfoot that a couple of dudes in Georgia found. Supposedly they have this homeboy kicking it in a freezer waiting for an autopsy. I don’t know about all that. Bigfoot is like the Holy Grail in Cryptozoology. It’s probably someone’s old Harry and the Hendersons Halloweeners costume. Aww.

And of course we have to ask, why does it seem that more and more people are obsessing over mythical creature sightings moreso than ever before? Were these things actually always there and the somewhat sudden major interest in them is only highlighted because of our expedited access to information? Or is it just that in these modern times we want escapism more than ever to help us deal with all of the lame shit going on in the world? F U gas prices, let’s go ride a unicorn!

Am I trying to get too deep for a Friday? Let us go back to talking about boners and shoes.

Your hot cup of nerd stew,


to get your monster-hunting weekend rockin’: Bobby “Boris” Pickett – “Monster Mash”


  • melissa
    August 15, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    “F U gas prices, let’s go ride a unicorn!”

    HA!!!! LOVE IT!

  • marie
    August 15, 2008 at 2:53 pm


  • pepper!
    August 15, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    i bet unicorns are delicious.

    that “chupacabra” didn’t look scary enough. i want my chupacabra upright and more fangy.

  • Tanya
    August 15, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    A couple of years back, MTV was hosting auditions for people to be on a cryptozoologist reality TV series. I’m not kiddin!

    And what about that creepy gnome that terrorized loitering teenagers in Argentina, with its little cone head and crabwalk?

  • Kara
    August 16, 2008 at 12:13 am

    I definitely find this kind of stuff very interesting, but I don’t know how much I believe about some of the sightings!

  • Shaun
    August 16, 2008 at 9:37 am

    Yeah!!! I love this shit too! However, that furry little lobster scares me.

    And I don’t know about that chupacabra video. It runs looks like a dog, runs like a dog; when it turned it’s head I almost shrieked! I wonder if it’s the result of a coyote mating with a strange looking mutt.



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