Win These Sweet Shades From Crap Eyewear!


Hello sexy thangs! I’m kicking off the glorious month of July with a new giveaway from Crap Eyewear! Their styles are so awesome, they’ve become one of my favorite sunglasses brands and the ones I tend to reach for out of my collection when I leave the house. (Yes, I have a ton of sunglasses, AS U CAN IMAGINE.) Crap Eyewear just released their new summer collection and to celebrate, they’re offering THREE cute styles for Agent Lover readers! So you have THREE chances to win! Here is the LOOT:


The Hanoi Weekend in Gloss Mint Glitter 


The Diamond Brunch in Yellow and Black Pineapples  


The Saloma Tropic in Gloss Mint Glitter

AREN’T THEY BEAUTIFUL?!!!!!!! Get your hands on one of these treasures by leaving a comment below and I will randomly choose the three winners this Saturday, July 4th at 12 p.m. PST. BONUS ENTRY: If you repost on Instagram using the hashtag #ALlovescrapeyewear you’ll get an extra chance to win! This giveaway is open only to my sistaboos in the United States. Good luck! Crap_Eyewear-Summer_2015_Collection-02

July 1, 2015   11 Comments

Mad Crushin’ On Buried Diamond and GIVEAWAY!


You’ve probably seen Buried Diamond’s one-of-a-kind charms all over Instagram and Tumblr. These colorful collectibles featuring three-eyed kitties, green witch fingers and little pink mouths studded with braces are in such high-demand, every single time Buried Diamond’s H.B.I.C. Martha Moore Porter makes an announcement about a shop update, they sell out in a matter of minutes. No joke, I’ve literally set an alarm on my phone so I don’t miss out on grabbing the pieces I’ve got my eyes on.

It’s no mystery why Martha’s creations spark this gleeful mania. Yes, they’re cute as hell, but when you’re wearing one of her designs, your mood automatically lifts. My BOOS, I am so excited to share this fun edition of Mad Crushin’ featuring an exclusive interview and GIVEAWAY with Buried Diamond. Learn all about this CHARM-ing lady and then make sure to enter the giveaway at the end. Details and prizes below!

What inspires your art?

I love small things, miniatures of any kind, teenagers in New York, girls on Tumblr, folk art, vintage toys, dollar store party favors, candy & kandi!

How did you get the idea to make your famous charms?

When I made my first charms, I was craving big, bold, chunky jewelry, but most chunky jewelry is either rhinestones or silver & natural stones. I wanted something colorful and also sort of goofy. I wanted to make physical objects that looked and felt like my drawings and paintings. I was working in corporate fashion at the time, and it was important to me to be myself and dress professionally, meaning walking the line between being expressive with my outfits and looking appropriate in big meetings…jewelry was a great place to be crazy. I made a magic eye necklace first, and I loved wearing it. The charms came next. I have a gold charm bracelet that means so much to me, and I think looking at that kind of charm got my mind going. And I have a plastic charm necklace from the 80s. I call them “jingle jems” but I don’t know why, maybe that’s what we called them where I grew up (suburbs of Kansas City)? No one else seems to call them that. Anyway, those are a huge inspiration. They contain such potent magic.

Do you have any favorites?

My favorite is always changing! I love the hands, but they are the hardest to make. I really love my earlier necklaces, because they are more wonky and less refined than the jewelry I make now. I love my first attempts/samples of new designs for the same reason. Once in a while, I make myself a charm and that’s it – it’s one of a kind. Obviously, those are really special to me.


Five things you are currently obsessed with:

  1. San Pellegrino sparkling water in the big bottle. I’m usually dehydrated but I like to drink this water!! Just a little bit of fizzzz!
  2. Gilmore Girls on Netflix. I find it so comforting. I went to boarding school and in college I would often visit my very formal grandmother in Connecticut, so the character Rory Gilmore really resonates with me. I’m almost done with my binge and I don’t know what to do next.
  3. Huf International socks. I love how they look but also they are perfect socks for wearing under your winter boots or for around the house at night when you don’t want your feet to get cold.
  4. Iron-on patches. I started buying them for my jean jacket, and I got addicted! They are a fun way to get a small piece from a lot of designers. Some current favorites are from my pals Killer Acid & Chris Uphues, and of course my own Buried Diamond 3 eyed cat.
  5. My eyeball pants & cigarette pants from my collaboration with Print All Over Me. I don’t like to wear pants, but these were so ridiculous I could imagine myself wearing them, and in the end, they really work for me. I wear them all the time as my more casual outfits.


How would you describe your personal style?

I always think I dress “normal” until I arrive somewhere and I’m the only one in like, a neon outfit. I like to play with texture and novelty, and I am not afraid of color. The brighter, the better. For the most part, I wear a steady uniform of fit & flare, and then I add accessories. I don’t leave the house without a charm necklace and hand earrings, and maybe an eyeball ring, and no matter what time of year, I have a candy colored cardigan in my purse. I’m usually only wearing a couple accessories, but they are high impact.

What are some of your wardrobe staples?

  • Skater dresses in bright white, black, and leopard print.
  • Mesh shirts for layering in the winter. They are great under a sleeveless or strapless dress. I have a spiderweb one that adds something special to any outfit.
  • My Toga Pulla boots. Never have I loved a shoe like this. I feel they were designed specifically for me.
  • Green cashmere cardigans. I can’t get enough! I have at least eight. J. Crew is my drug of choice, and I always run them through the washer & dryer once to get my ideal fit.

Do you collect anything?

I am a charm keeper, a magnet for small objects. People I have only met once or twice always find a way to pass me some little trinkets for safe keeping. My collection grows all the time, and it inspires & delights me. I’m always trying to fight my natural hoarding instinct, but I think collecting small items is not too dangerous (jk I have a LOT of small items).


Who are some female artists, designers and otherwise that you admire?
There are so many! Tumblr and Instagram are always opening my eyes & exposing me to amazing women! A very short list of women who inspire BD are: my mom (she quit being a lawyer to raise cashmere goats and knit crazy textiles), Liza Lou (specifically Backyard and Kitchen—I saw them when I was in middle school and I was captivated), Lisa Frank, Mrs. Grossman’s & Patricia Field.

While working in fashion for 8 years, I was fortunate to work for companies that were started by strong female entrepreneurs, and their stories inspire me. In chronological order, I worked at Diane von Furstenberg, tibi (Amy Smilovic), DKNY (Donna!), and Kate Spade Saturday.

Can you tell us about the transition from working at a day job to doing Buried Diamond full time?

Transitioning from a full time 9-6 job in the fashion industry to working on BD full time was a seriously big deal and it was carefully plotted! It was a tricky balancing act. After working in the industry for a few years, I started to realize that in my career as a textile designer, I didn’t see how I could grow past a certain point. I didn’t see anyone with a super senior textile design job anywhere in the fashion industry, and that bummed me out. I also needed a greater outlet for my creativity (though my “office jobs” were always creative). I remember telling one of my BFFs that I was going to start socializing less and making more. I also started saving money pretty aggressively. Early on, I didn’t have a specific plan, but I knew I needed to make one.

I opened my Etsy shop in 2011 with a variety of products including charms, and I want to be really clear: No one bought the charms! But I kept making them. I just wanted to, and I knew that someone would catch on at some point! Eventually I got some traction. I can’t pinpoint when people started actually purchasing charms. I started selling in Pygmy Hippo Shoppe in LA. Emi, the shop owner, was really encouraging, and she spread the word about BD out there. I learned to take better photos and create better images. Lena Dunham bought some pieces and posted about them on Instagram. At that point, I started feeling awkward about balancing work and BD, but I was not ready to do BD full time yet.

Eventually, sales were good, and I realized I could do my own thing full time and squeak by financially. I sat down for some real talk with my accountant and we set a timeline. I looked at my deadlines and responsibilities at the office, and I made sure the date would work. When it was time, I gave a month notice. A lot of people were not surprised I was doing it, but I got some resistance, too. Don’t listen to the haters! It is amazing what is possible when you make yourself available to opportunity. Once I started doing BD full time, a lot of amazing things came my way, and for the first time, I could say YES with no reservations.


Do you have any advice for women who would want to make the same kind of shift?

Saving money before you do it is an absolute must!! My accountant really holds my hand – I don’t think I could figure a lot of the financial stuff out without her help. So line those things up first so you can concentrate on creativity. For artistic people, getting paperwork organized is not fun, but it will allow you to focus on the parts of running a business that you enjoy.

What’s next for Buried Diamond?

I’m meeting with an artist friend this week to discuss an upcoming collaboration. I can’t say who it is yet, but it’s going to be a great combination of imagery! I just got a huge batch of custom beads that I had produced, so I’m starting to create new products with those, which is thrilling, because I wouldn’t be able to meet demand if the beads were all hand made. I’m also learning how to file my quarterly sales taxes. Doesn’t that sound exciting!? ♥♥♥

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*******AND NOW FOR THE GIVEAWAY!!!*******

Martha is gifting AL readers with the following Buried Diamond goodies, which you can see beautifully displayed in the photo above:

  • pink hand earrings
  • green eye brooch
  • rainbow eraser
  • strawberry magnet
  • lips sticker
  • iron-on eye patch
  • iron-on 3 eyed kitty patch

All you have to do to enter is follow Buried Diamond on Instagram and leave a comment below (or on my Instagram post) and I will choose the winner via, this Thursday, February 12th. To get an extra entry, repost the contest on Instagram using the hashtag #ALlovesBuriedDiamond. This giveaway is to US readers only. Good luck!

***UPDATE*** The winner is @lisabronwyn!! Thank you all who entered!


February 9, 2015   12 Comments

Bonne Bell Is Going Out of Business And I Will Riot

I got a horrifying text the other day.


‘Tis a sad, sad day, mi amigos. I write about beauty. I’ve tried tons of lip balms, lip moisturizers, lip scrubs, organically handmade from a nun’s tears-type of products, but whenever my luscious pucker needs a smear of something to make them soft, I still turn to that gawddamn Dr. Pepper lip chap.

Dr Pepper Lip Smacker

That Dr. Pep lip balm is so near and dear to mi corazon. I’ve used it for more than a decade and it reminds me of Brittany Murphy because she used to use it too (via an episode of MTV’s Diary.) I probably don’t have to riot TOO MUCH actually, because apparently another company is taking over their products so it’s not like the Lip Smackers are going the way of the dodo. I’m sure we won’t notice any difference. It definitely won’t be like the time when we all heard Polaroid was going out of business so I bought 30 packs of film (still have ten packs unused who wants to come over and model 4 me)…or the time we heard Betsey Johnson was going out of business so I pulled over, called my BFF and we cried to each other over the phone. And now what, I’m literally staring at a Betsey Johnson-designed Kleenex box. They never REALLY go away, do they? Well, maybe Orbitz soft drinks and Crystal Pepsi.



February 1, 2015   2 Comments

Agent Lover Loves Caseable Giveaway!

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There’s nothing I like more than custom thangs. So it’s great that companies like Caseable exist because if I want Lil’ Kim on my phone or a glamorous 1970s cult leader keeping my laptop safe and sound, they can totally make my dreams come true!

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When Caseable asked me if I wanted to give their products a try, I was deep in my research for a Rookie article on cult leader beauty. It resulted in this super magical laptop cover of Ruth Norman aka Uriel who led the psychedelic UFO cult, Unarius! ISN’T IT GORGEOUS

If you’d like to get a custom laptop cover or phone case of your own, YOU ARE IN LUCK! Caseable is giving away not one, but THREE PRIZES for Agent Lover readers!

♥First prize is 1 custom Caseable laptop cover
♥Second prize is 1 custom Caseable phone cover
♥Third prize is 1 custom Caseable phone cover

All you have to do is leave a comment below (or on Instagram) telling me what you would put on your custom laptop or phone cover and I will choose the three winners via, this Friday, November 14th. To get extra entries, Like Caseable on Facebook and Follow them on Instagram and let me know you did so in your comment! You can also repost the contest on Instagram using the hashtag #ALlovesCaseable for another extra entry! Finally, this giveaway is to all of my readers, both domestic and international. Good luck!

UPDATE: Winners are @ghouliegirlie, @axlrosa! Write to me at marie [at]! Thank you all for entering!

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November 10, 2014   12 Comments

An Interview With Yours Truly On Renee Ruin

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I had the EXTREME honor of being interviewed by one of my favorite all-time bloggers, Renee Ruin! Feast your ojos on our titillating chat here. I answered her questions at 3am which resulted in a revealing of chismes that you probably would have never find out about otherwise, like the embarrassing time in my life when I bought a knockoff LV Murakami purse out of the back of some white lady’s SUV. I KEEP NO SECRETS FROM U


November 7, 2014   4 Comments

The Hood Witch

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I’m REALLY excited to announce that The Hood Witch has launched and on a special night, aligned with this month’s Full Moon. Bri is one of my favorite witches, and I’m so happy to see her dropping her mystical knowledge via her very own online sanctuary. Take a look at her musings on psychic attacks, finding your kindred tarot deck, and an interview with one of my favorite shops, Spellbound Sky. There’s also a mysterious invite-only area for discussions on all things magical. Bri had lent her expertise during this Rookie article on crystals earlier this year, so it’s really cool that you can buy crystals in her very own shop! I can’t wait to get my hands on this gorgeous quartz cluster!

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Sign up for the mailing list to keep up to date with all things Hood Witch. I can’t wait to see how the site grows. Magical recipes, bruja book recommendations, and a Crystal of the Month Club are all coming soon!

Enjoy 10% off the Hood Witch store with promo code: FULLMOON. Good for the next 2 days!


November 6, 2014   No Comments

Luxury On The Go


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Remember Kathryn’s (Sarah Michelle Gellar) secret rosary coke holder on Cruel Intentions? Well I don’t know about you, but I’ve always wanted one, except I don’t fux with cocaine! So what would I keep inside of it instead?

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A random trip to the spice store where I came across some black truffle salt inspired me….

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DAS RIGHT…I put TRUFFLE SALT in my stash rosary necklace !!  I purchased it from where else?

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Now I can have a TASTE OF LUXURY (my nickname for truffle salt) anytime I want. I broke it out at last night’s Pizza Club meeting and it was a success. I sprinkled it upon my comrade’s mushroom slice instantly turning it into RICH PIZZA.


October 25, 2014   2 Comments

Psychedelic Candy



This dress was a birthday present to myself (ONE OF THE MANY…) and I fell even more in love with its psychedelic neon beauty in person. I wore it on a shopping trip to Daiso (more on that in a future post) and felt like I matched perfectly with the candy aisle. Speaking of, let’s go ahead and listen to one of my favorite old skool Foxy songs righ’ now.



Dress from Cosmic Circle on Etsy, alien ring from Paola Loves to Shop, Betsey Johnson purse.  ♥


October 24, 2014   5 Comments

Give It All To Me


These are all the things I am currently dreaming about. All the usual Marie vibes are here: magic versus magick, witchery versus trickery, things I can wear to The Magic Castle or a séance. Have I mentioned my birthday is next month? (Same day as Angela Lansbury’s.)

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September 16, 2014   1 Comment

Agent Lover Loves Crap Eyewear and Giveaway!

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Can you see my messy kitchen table reflected in there…

If you know me, then you know that I am OBSESSED with cateye sunglasses. I mean, I’m obsessed with sunglasses in general ::glances over at giant pile of scattered shades on desk::, but a cute cateye frame is definitely a signature accessory in the Closet of Rie.

Crap Eyewear is one of my favorite sunglasses brands, and it’s in part due to their amazing cateye style called “The Diamond Brunch.” I have the white pair above, which totally makes me feel like Rose McGowan’s character in Doom Generation. Badass, right?

Well, lucky for you, Crap Eyewear and I are giving away a pair of “The Diamond Brunch,” in classique black. SO CHIC! Just leave a comment below (or on Instagram) and I will choose a winner this Thursday, Sept 18. BONUS: If you repost on Instagram using the hashtag #ALlovescrapeyewear you’ll get an extra entry! At this time, this giveaway is open only to my sisters in the United States. Good luck!




FYI…it comes in this ADORABLE case!  So genius! The cuteness of it has seriously has gotten me to always put the sunglasses in the case when I’m not wearing them. I’m actually consciously protecting them for once, unlike all the other times I’ve thrown my glasses in my bag leaving them to be scratched or covered in lipstick! Thank you Crap Eyewear!

Update: Comments are closed as of 9/18 6pm PST! Winner announced shortly! 

Update #2! The winner is @brenda_jaee! Please email me at marie (at) to claim your prize!

Thank you everyone!


September 15, 2014   23 Comments