DAS RIGHT MI AMIGOS. I was straight chillin’ in the forest! I took a spiritual quest up to Big Sur with a couple of my friends to bond with Mama Nature (dat girl is CUHRAZY!), soak in some healing hot springs underneath a full moon and find me a lumberjack husband. It was seriously one …
Many congrats to Christina for being the winner of the Rococonouveau contest! You are now the proud owner of a Marie Madeline Collarette AND since we will be twinsies, as a surprise bonus prize…you and I will be touring the world as a sexy new ventriloquist act!!! I hope you have a sturdy lap for …
UGH YOU GUYS. I am so stoked to have a new pair of glasses finally! ESPECIALLY because they were F-R-E-E! Lately I’ve been sweating bullets because I only have one pair of contacts left and I’m worried something scary might happen… like the time my contact popped out during a sexy romp and it got …
Congrats to KARLITO for his “El Viejo Peludo” patch because I definitely would wear a patch that has the face of a manboy with chops on it. I also have a soft spot for wolf children since my Italian genes weren’t so kind to me growing up and Jason Candelaria would kick my legs under …
Alice Sweet Alice The Witches Don’t Deliver Us From Evil Requiem For a Vampire Lips of Blood Elvira Mistress of the Dark of course Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 The Worst Witch Suspiria “Sex Means Nothing When You’re Dead” – Marilyn
HELLO LADIES AND GENTS, it is time to chat about another one of my favorite goddesses from the eighties …. Shelley Long. You may know her from Cheers, Outrageous Fortune (starring my other idol Bette Midler) or even the little known masterpiece, Hello Again!, but for me her most memorable role was as the gold-hearted …