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ARE YOU READY??? Because it is finally time to announce the winner of the Fred Flare Teen Agent Giveaway! I had so much fun doing this I’m kinda sad it’s all over! WAAAH! It’s funny…when Keith wrote this SUPER SWEET post about me, it stirred my memory of a time many blog years ago when I first started Agent Lover. I was a big fan of the Fred Flare blog and had actually written to Keith about their ad space! Who could have known the Universe would bring FF and AL together years later? Those crazy blog gods got tricks up dem sleeves!

And now for the moment we’ve been waiting for! Watch this CUHRAZY video to see who the lucky Girl Detective is!

AWW YEAH!! Congrats on your prize boo! And lots of love to all of you!

As you can see in my super spy video above, I have paired up with Fred Flare to bring you a giveaway celebrating their Teen Agent series! BTW, If you haven’t read about the mystery unfolding with Fred Flare’s girl detective Lucie yet, creep on over and check it out, comment…get obsessed with it ASAP! But first, leave a comment below and you will be entered to win this amazing GIRL DETECTIVE STARTER PACK!!!

The prize includes all of the following items that will stylishly help you get your NANCY DREW ON:

1. Nancy Drew handbook, 2. Diana F+ camera kit, 3. secret locket ring, 4. Laffy Taffy Nail polish, 5. Bridget sunglasses, 6. double breasted Barcelona coat, 7. windsor floral tights, 8. lipstick ball point pen!!!

EDIT: If you tweet about this giveaway or blog about it, let me know and I will give you an additional chance to win!

As of 8/21: Contest is now closed! Winner will be announced soon. Thank you all for entering!

Good luck my boo boos!

That’s right my boos! THE RUMORS ARE TRUE! I just got a makeover!!! IT’S A FRESH NEW LOOK UP IN HERE! If my blog could walk, she’d have bedroom eyes, a lil’ swivel in her hips, sex hair and rouge on her cheeks!

Now let’s tawk about the new features in our little clubhouse…

• Six sexy new headers that rotate every time you clear your browser’s cookies!
• Category/Best of sidebar icons (with more to come)
• More crazy videos to come (preview below)
• New paperdoll (with bangs) to come!
• Some plugins that I’m personally excited about like THREADED COMMENTS!
• MORE SEXINESS OVERALL!!!

LOTS AND LOTS OF LUVZ to JANKINS for these badass headers and to the one and only Star for doing some major coding witchcraft and designing my hot new look! You are like the Cher to my Tai and the Hector Elizondo to my hooker Julia Roberts!!!

Let me know what you guys think about the new site and also if you have a favorite header! I can’t decide myself!

And now, let’s kickoff this party…with a new video! PLE ENJOY…

I made this outfit video when I went to see Class Actress open up for Little Boots a couple of weeks ago. Please excuse the nail fail, jerk chicken, balls-fondling and general Mary Katherine Gallagher-ness that comes with BEING AROUND ME in this clip.

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† Class Actress – Careful What You Say †

I can’t believe I’ve written 200 blogs! Is that right? Is that math correct? ME?! Talkin’ that much gibberish to you guys in two hundred different instances?! Well… I guess that’s not too hard to believe. All those years spent…being a shy, soft-spoken, unicorn-collecting, Fred Savage love letter-writing misfit in my youth…all those bottled up dreams and thoughts have to come out SOMETIME.

Thank you for hanging out around here you fine ass mutha f***’rs!!!!!

Outfit deets? Why the hale not!

• vintage dress from Fairfax Flea
• Soho Lab shoes
• heart sunglasses from SF
• octopus brooch
• funky belt from a local shop

Hiiiii!

And a bonus serenade:

• dress – Betsey Johnson
• shoes – Betsey Johnson glitter Pollys
• gold bangle stacks
• Metropark glasses

I got a bunch of mini corn on the cobs. Gonna make me a corn hat sista sledge! WATCH OUT! Speaking of, Corn came out Saturday night after the Bettie Page show and brought her friend BIG MAC.

We met Robyn Von Swank (HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN BOO!) at this cute place in Hollywood called Cafe Audrey. They painted my favorite quote of hers on the ladies room wall.

“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.” – Audrey Hepburn

And another video from the other night…my boos serenading me (my nickname Marlow) to the tune of DANZIG’S MOTHER

apparently someone was carrying a tray of lemonades and got so startled when she heard the ROCK N RAWL, she dropped them and had to go back to get more. WHATTA BUNCH OF JERKS YOU GUYS

Lastly you better enjoy my mini BILLY mix (also featuring one Bruce Springsteen song) We are obsessed with The Piano Man lately. Don’t hate! I know you love it. I’m working on a full Billy versus Bruce mix soon. That will include “We Didn’t Start The Fire” which makes me wanna play air hockey.

Billy Joel – “Uptown Girl”
Billy Joel – “The Longest Time”
Bruce Springsteen- “Born to Run”

Bettie Page Heaven Bound, an art show paying tribute to the life of Bettie Page, and curated by Lenora Claire, opened this past Saturday at the World of Wonder gallery. As you can imagine, the girls and I had the most glamorous slash craziest time ever which is always expected at Lenora’s events.

The ladies and I with Dita Von Teese and Selene Luna!

Nikki, Nicki, Reyna and I with the legendary Olivia!

A couple of Olivia’s pieces

Polite in Public had a spanking machine in their photobooth. ME GUSTA! Notice how my face is the least surprised and affected…

Then the amazing Bobby Trendy joined in on the fun…I know. I die. This is going to be my Christmas card everybody.

Let’s talk FASHION! This crazy gold spider on my head was actually made by me! I’ll be writing about it more in the next post.

• Gold Widow headpiece made by me
• vintage dress
• one silk glove with gold stacks
• black heart ring & leopard head ring
• black heart purse -H&M
• Betsey Johnson black glitter Polly heels

I also made an octopus one for Tiffany to wear. Looked good on her blonde ‘do! Here we are with the beautiful Lenora Claire.

Elvira as Bettie Page by Austin Young!

Reyna and I taking turns sitting with Bettie Page’s actual shoes!

Always nice to see Mr. Jason Savvy!

Here’s a wild little video Nicki took of me giving the lowdown of the show. The end is the best…crazy Micks.

In the meantime!

XOXO

Related posts:

+ Mad Crushin’ on Lenora Claire
+ Lenora Claire’s Birthday at Houdini Mansion
+ Unpleasant Dreams
+ Lenora Claire likes doNUTS
+ You Better Work

Like you, I too am obsessed with lip chap. I blame my momma, who would always let me get TWO Flavor Saver Lip Balms whenever she placed an order from the Avon lady when I was a a kid. (Side note: I was also teased for having big MONKEY LIPS back then so now I am like FU HA! ’cause those same bitches probably have to get ‘em injected.) Anyway, when I went to California Adventure last week, I saw this chola bust out with a GIGANTIC lip balm…I have seen these monstrosities before but have never gotten one myself which is ridiculous since it combines my deep love of lip balm with my deep love of GIANT THINGS. That is a LOL in itself. I can’t wait til I’m at a stoplight with my stunna shades on, roll down the window, bust out my GIANT LIP BALM and go to town. IMAGINE? I will bust this out any time, any place. Before making out. “One mome, plz.” Then I proceed to saturate my face with a giant lip balm. (This cotton candy one sounds delish.)

Speaking of GIANT things, here is a video I never posted on here of me writing in a Lisa Frank diary with Star’s giant pencil. (Aw, I miss you and your giant pencil boo!)

Back to the lip balm, the past couple of years my addiction has decreased. I can go to sleep without putting some on but before that was a problem! M’lord! But for those of you who still have a strong addiction, I have found this. Good Luck!