Let’s Just Talk About This Weird Ass Bathing Suit Already

During my preparation for my annual retro bathing suit search, I came across this bathing suit on Modcloth and all I could say was @_@. 70′s PORN WOOD PANELING IS DATCHU? Now, I love me some 70′s porn wood paneling, in fact, that is one of the reasons why I bought my Toyota Camry. It has that sexy controversial Calvin Klein ad interior (LUXURIOUS.) But a bathing suit?? Who in the? What in the? I hope the girl who wears this belongs to a swim club with matching walls so she can easily blend into the background if she needs to go undercover. I do love the belt (obviously)…if it were on a different suit! So random.

Sidenote: So bummed Modcloth didn’t use a morning wood pun in their description for this suit :(


1 Poochie { 02.20.11 at 9:13 pm }


2 Robyn Von Swank { 02.20.11 at 10:05 pm }

omg i want this

3 Diana { 02.20.11 at 10:23 pm }

LOL. Morning wood. It’s just such an awkward suit! Thanks for reminding me that I want to do some bathing suit window shopping.

4 Danielle { 02.20.11 at 10:58 pm }

Yeah that belt looks like it’s from a completely different suit. Maybe they should have given it a leafy belt, or even a porn ‘stache belt. It kind of reminds me of the creepy trees with faces they had at McDonald’s play places (which I had recurring nightmares about as a child, nightmares which I STILL remember vividly).

5 BlueMoonDame { 02.21.11 at 5:36 am }

oooooMG I KNOW. It’s a Fables By Barrie suit. I HATE their stuff.

6 Lara { 02.21.11 at 6:31 am }

I kinda like the concept (without the belt) but I HATE when online stores show a crap sewing job in their pictures. That hem is screwed and there’s no way it can be ironed flat. Really bad workmanship here.

7 Andi Rockz { 02.21.11 at 9:37 am }

My bedroom is ALL 70s porn woodpanneling. I could wear this, take the belt off, and disappear !

8 Miss Eliza Wharton { 02.22.11 at 6:39 am }

such an atrocity…

9 Crissy { 02.22.11 at 9:39 pm }

Philip Seymour Hoffman would totally put postcards on that thing…with jizz glue.

10 TheShoeGirl { 02.24.11 at 8:23 pm }

omg. THANK GOD… I saw this hideous photo and thought you liked it! YIKES.

Glad you dont.

11 marie { 02.25.11 at 8:58 pm }

It’s perfect for something but i don’t know what yet. Maybe a John Waters movie!

12 marie { 02.25.11 at 8:59 pm }

Wait a Gregg Araki film! Clothes match background. Maybe Wes Anderson also!

13 marie { 02.25.11 at 8:59 pm }


14 marie { 02.25.11 at 9:01 pm }

I will do your shopping for you in a post soon if you are looking for retro styles! It’s a tradition!

15 marie { 02.25.11 at 9:03 pm }

A porn stache belt is genius!! GAH at Mcdonalds..totally know what you are talking about..

16 marie { 02.25.11 at 9:09 pm }

Really?? I will have to look at their other stuff.

17 marie { 02.25.11 at 9:13 pm }

Ooof. Good eye.

18 marie { 02.25.11 at 9:14 pm }

JEALOUZ!!!! You would be just two eyes amidst a giant piece o’ WOOD!

19 marie { 02.25.11 at 9:14 pm }


20 marie { 02.25.11 at 9:14 pm }


21 marie { 02.25.11 at 9:15 pm }

I need to find a blogger singing its praises

22 D Nevis { 08.17.11 at 12:18 pm }

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck THAT wood?

Seriously, that swimsuit wood be cool to have a gal under my arms in as I wear a shirt stating “Got Wood?”

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