Let’s Just Talk About This Weird Ass Bathing Suit Already
During my preparation for my annual retro bathing suit search, I came across this bathing suit on Modcloth and all I could say was @_@. 70′s PORN WOOD PANELING IS DATCHU? Now, I love me some 70′s porn wood paneling, in fact, that is one of the reasons why I bought my Toyota Camry. It has that sexy controversial Calvin Klein ad interior (LUXURIOUS.) But a bathing suit?? Who in the? What in the? I hope the girl who wears this belongs to a swim club with matching walls so she can easily blend into the background if she needs to go undercover. I do love the belt (obviously)…if it were on a different suit! So random.
Sidenote: So bummed Modcloth didn’t use a morning wood pun in their description for this suit 
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Bizzaro!
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marie Reply:
February 25th, 2011 at 8:58 pm
It’s perfect for something but i don’t know what yet. Maybe a John Waters movie!
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marie Reply:
February 25th, 2011 at 8:59 pm
Wait a Gregg Araki film! Clothes match background. Maybe Wes Anderson also!
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omg i want this
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marie Reply:
February 25th, 2011 at 8:59 pm
YA WUD
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LOL. Morning wood. It’s just such an awkward suit! Thanks for reminding me that I want to do some bathing suit window shopping.
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marie Reply:
February 25th, 2011 at 9:01 pm
I will do your shopping for you in a post soon if you are looking for retro styles! It’s a tradition!
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Yeah that belt looks like it’s from a completely different suit. Maybe they should have given it a leafy belt, or even a porn ‘stache belt. It kind of reminds me of the creepy trees with faces they had at McDonald’s play places (which I had recurring nightmares about as a child, nightmares which I STILL remember vividly).
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marie Reply:
February 25th, 2011 at 9:03 pm
A porn stache belt is genius!! GAH at Mcdonalds..totally know what you are talking about..
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oooooMG I KNOW. It’s a Fables By Barrie suit. I HATE their stuff.
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marie Reply:
February 25th, 2011 at 9:09 pm
Really?? I will have to look at their other stuff.
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I kinda like the concept (without the belt) but I HATE when online stores show a crap sewing job in their pictures. That hem is screwed and there’s no way it can be ironed flat. Really bad workmanship here.
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marie Reply:
February 25th, 2011 at 9:13 pm
Ooof. Good eye.
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My bedroom is ALL 70s porn woodpanneling. I could wear this, take the belt off, and disappear !
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marie Reply:
February 25th, 2011 at 9:14 pm
JEALOUZ!!!! You would be just two eyes amidst a giant piece o’ WOOD!
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such an atrocity…
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marie Reply:
February 25th, 2011 at 9:15 pm
I need to find a blogger singing its praises
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Philip Seymour Hoffman would totally put postcards on that thing…with jizz glue.
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marie Reply:
February 25th, 2011 at 9:14 pm
HAHAHA sick
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omg. THANK GOD… I saw this hideous photo and thought you liked it! YIKES.
Glad you dont.
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marie Reply:
February 25th, 2011 at 9:14 pm
I DON TRICKED CHU
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck THAT wood?
Seriously, that swimsuit wood be cool to have a gal under my arms in as I wear a shirt stating “Got Wood?”
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