Obsess With Me – Unicorn Heels

Ever since my friend Mrs. Trouble posted about these Jeffrey Campbell gold unicorn heels, I can’t stop thinking about them. I feel like the crazy little girl in The Red Shoes, dreaming about them morning, noon, and night. They remind me of the shoes my god Bjork wore to the Venice Film Festival in 2005 but 10 x better. Anyone know who designed these btw?

Let me just show you my friends, with the risk of scaring you, how this obsession is now revealing itself in some photoshop shoe art…(please don’t be scurred or ple dew actually…)

Dear Shoe Gawds,

Please help me find these magnificent creatures in an 8.5, or actually two 8.5s and one 9 and I will forever be yours.

PS. Mod Cloth has them in beige but you know how I LOVE ME GOLD!


1 ITS KIMOWRA BETCH { 05.26.09 at 12:16 am }


you got skillz ma, SKILLZ!

2 Em { 05.26.09 at 2:35 am }

Oh my holy Unicorn God Jebediah. Those are some damn tight shoes.

3 Ashe Mischief { 05.26.09 at 4:36 am }

OOOHhhh. I loved the gold when Jordana posted them, but to be honest, I’m kind of loving the nude… (prolly because that shade of gold would make my feel look pale & sick! AND SHOES THAT PRETTY NEED HEALTHY FEET!)

4 Beth { 05.26.09 at 6:01 am }

So beautiful it makes me sick. GODDAMN THOSE SHOES!!

If only they were made from real unicorn horns, bwah aha ha ahahahah!

5 Liv Lundelius { 05.26.09 at 3:00 pm }

I will pray with you!!!
The shoe gods have to hear you…
These golden unicorn heals are heaven!
Would also be great as bridal shoes, huh?

6 Sarah of Endless Vintage { 05.27.09 at 8:09 pm }

so funny. i was just posting about those unicorn heels on a messageboard i frequent. they are RIDICULOUS!

7 Mrs. Trouble { 05.28.09 at 7:35 am }

We need them in our life! I love the unicorn collage! hee hee!

8 Ceribeth { 05.29.09 at 3:49 am }

Them red Bjork shoes look like they’re probably by Minna Parikka… google her lovely Finnish shoes, they strike that awesome balance between crazy/slutty/pretty…

9 Soni { 06.25.09 at 9:54 pm }

Found them in black in a boutique in Soho

10 Emma { 02.21.10 at 10:42 pm }
11 Elizabeth { 02.13.11 at 11:28 am }

The gold unicorn heels are hilarious!

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