Poor Hello Kitty, she’s been used and abused in so many ways. Her image has been depicted on guns, vibrators [which we all have..right?], banana covers?!, Sars masks, and now a notorious Columbian drug lord has found a new way to pervert our favorite feline prom queen by hiding coded messages inside Hello Kitty images.

This kind of reminds me of the time in high school when I would hide condoms in a stuffed plush hot dog. I like it. If I were a drug mastermind I would do the same thing. Perhaps I would send secret messages through images of corn on the cob. Like I don’t already.