First of all, how DARE I almost forget to do a post celebrating THEE day of birth of THEE icon of masculine perfection. The Ultimate of Ultimates… The LADYBONER of ALL LADYBONERS…<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n JOHN STAMOS AKA JOHN STAYMOIST! MY BELOVED GRECIAN HUNK!<\/span><\/p>\n So let’s rewind and let me break it down for you. Back in the day, when I was just a wee lil’ thang, watching Full House<\/em> on TGIF, of course I was in love with Uncle Jesse! Eyes like the Caribbean Sea…the body of a Greek god…the bad boy rebelliousness yet underneath lay a heart of mutha fuckin’ gold…the HAIR. HAVE MERCY! It wasn’t until a particular episode of MTV’s House of Style<\/em> where Dave Navarro had a framed picture of John Stamos surrounded by candles and feather boas that CAUGHT ON FIRE (Hilarious I DIE too bad the clip is nowhere to be found) did my brother and I decide we had to start building an altar dedicated to His Royal Stamosness.<\/p>\n First, stickers were made to make the whole world moist.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n From west coast…<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n To east coast…<\/p>\n <<\/a><\/p>\n He was spread far and wide, in the States and overseas, and finally to Uncle Jesse’s place of origin.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Slowly the pieces of the puzzle for the Church of Stamos started to come together…including this actual recently acquired puzzle which has NOT been opened yet. I am saving that for a very special occasion.<\/p>\n