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    Mi Vida Loca

    Heartchu Nude Spa

    This past weekend, Leyla and I went to the Olympic Spa in Koreatown, which was something we had been wanting to do for a long time. We were gonna get RAW at the nude Korean SPA. After a summer of RAGIN’, eating crap, drinking some kind of alcohol every day, hatin’, and doing gawd knows …

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    Underneath All Currents

    My friends and I always forget we live so close to the ocean, which is ironic since we are completely obsessed with the monsters that live in it. It’s pretty much the perfect place to spend a lazy Sunday, exchanging good-natured mockery referencing the hazy night prior. Bjork – “The Anchor Song”

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    Eye Candy Photoshoots Travel


    I wish someone would invent a kind of machine that would scan Polaroids so you wouldn’t have to go through that whole ‘scan, crop, rotate, crop more, stand back, save as and repeat’ routine. Or maybe just a robot to do it. Or maybe I am just a lazy asshole. Anyway, I finally have the …

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    Mi Vida Loca Photoshoots Travel

    Viva La Madonna

    Me at the Madonna Inn Steakhouse. Photo by Robyn Von Swank This past weekend the gang and I had our second Madonna Inn adventure…and it was QUITE a delight. My glorious friend, Robyn Von Swank, professionally shot us in a variety of looks and outfits. If you recall our first trip to the Madonna Inn …

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    Eye Candy Photoshoots

    Bookworms and Bitches

    I purchased a pair of GIGANTIC cat-eye glasses from the party store a couple weeks ago because gigantic things are hilarious so when my bff came over today we had an impromptu photoshoot using one of the most embarrassing books in my collection [NOT Twilight]. In other news I am going to one of my …

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    A Night In A Castle

    My friends Tricia and Logan had a birthday party in a beautiful castle up in the Hollywood Hills and I took a few polaroids… The birthday girl, one of my favorite people in the universe, Miss Tricia T-rex. Mermaids! My bffs decided to jump in the pool in their dresses. I loved that! Sadly I …

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    The Wayward Adventures of Cochina Puta

    Last weekend it was my bff Reyna’s birthday and we spent it running around downtown LA and partying at the Biltmore Hotel, where we celebrated my last birthday as well. The Biltmore Hotel is a majestic place, and is supposedly where the Black Dahlia was last seen. I love old hotels! The smell! The architecture! …

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    Global Warming Ruined My Tan

    A couple weeks ago, Leyla and I went to glorious Palm Springs, CA with the expectation of returning with mocachino skin from lazing about by a pool all weekend. Southern California had been recently hit with heat waves so we figured the days spent trapped inside at our desks would pay off once we had …