ARE YOU READY??? Because it is finally time to announce the winner of the Fred Flare Teen Agent Giveaway! I had so much fun doing this I’m kinda sad it’s all over! WAAAH! It’s funny…when Keith wrote this SUPER SWEET post about me, it stirred my memory of a time many blog years ago when I first started Agent Lover. I was a big fan of the Fred Flare blog and had actually written to Keith about their ad space! Who could have known the Universe would bring FF and AL together years later? Those crazy blog gods got tricks up dem sleeves!

And now for the moment we’ve been waiting for! Watch this CUHRAZY video to see who the lucky Girl Detective is!

AWW YEAH!! Congrats on your prize boo! And lots of love to all of you!

First up, I told the lovely Fajr from Stylish Thought all about the 90′s movies that have always influenced my style….

Then I spilled to Sarah Von of Yes and Yes about my dream of being Janet Jackson as a kid…

And last but not least, had a gossip sesh with fellow pinay, Pam of Polish Police about nuthin’ but nail polish (DREAM COME TRUE!)  Please take a lil’ lurq if you feel so inclined!

LUVIN EWE LIKE I DEW,

As you can see in my super spy video above, I have paired up with Fred Flare to bring you a giveaway celebrating their Teen Agent series! BTW, If you haven’t read about the mystery unfolding with Fred Flare’s girl detective Lucie yet, creep on over and check it out, comment…get obsessed with it ASAP! But first, leave a comment below and you will be entered to win this amazing GIRL DETECTIVE STARTER PACK!!!

The prize includes all of the following items that will stylishly help you get your NANCY DREW ON:

1. Nancy Drew handbook, 2. Diana F+ camera kit, 3. secret locket ring, 4. Laffy Taffy Nail polish, 5. Bridget sunglasses, 6. double breasted Barcelona coat, 7. windsor floral tights, 8. lipstick ball point pen!!!

EDIT: If you tweet about this giveaway or blog about it, let me know and I will give you an additional chance to win!

As of 8/21: Contest is now closed! Winner will be announced soon. Thank you all for entering!

Good luck my boo boos!

Click here to read the fun lil’ interview I did on Mayoress with the terrific ladyboo known as Community College. Mayoress is one of my new top favorite lurks btw so check it out. I talk about my latest obsessions and who would play me in the movie of my life (not Jack Black in a bangs wig unfortch.) I wanna make you a glittering gif, CC! We have a blogmance going on.

Floating in space courtesy of Loulou….

Sea of Love – Iggy Pop

I’m gonna be all up in NY next week! If you are going to be at the IFB Dress Up Soiree let me know! Can’t wait to meet and ~RECONNECT~ with some of you sexies!

Luvin’ U

Thank you for hanging out around here you fine ass mutha f***’rs!!!!!

Outfit deets? Why the hale not!

• vintage dress from Fairfax Flea
• Soho Lab shoes
• heart sunglasses from SF
• octopus brooch
• funky belt from a local shop

Hiiiii!

And a bonus serenade:

• vintage dress
• gold stax
• Clark Kent glasses
• Crazy, badass heels mah bo Kimora gave me

I’m probably 5’7-5’8 in those heels. The air up there is nice btw. Why didn’t any of you beanstalks ever let me know?

How I feel:

Anna Karina – “Roller Girl”
Vic Mazzy – “Morticia’s Theme”
Prince – “Little Red Corvette”

And being a lover of all that is creepy, I’ve always wanted a Monster Squad-like club so I decided to make one myself! Welcome to The Awesome Cryptozoology Club! The contributors are several of my favorite ladies who love the strange stuff too. It’s still a bit under construction but there’s already quite a few posts to check out. If you are into weird shit, go on’ and give it a lil lurk….

Have a great weekend putanas and putanos!

Photo by Robyn Von Swank.

I have never done one of these tagged posts before but I am taking a cue from the lovely Gina Marr and presenting you with sixteen fun facts about yours truly.

+ I have severe Wanderlust and always want to escape to far-off places. I always say it’s due to a case of the gypsy flu. I’ve been to Beijing, London, Amsterdam, the Bahamas, New York and love running off to San Francisco and Vegas any chance I get. I really want to go to Paris, Italy, Tokyo and GREECE (so I can be all disco dewy like in Mamma Mia!)

+ I was extremely shy and one of those smart kids growing up but also kind of an asshole because I wouldn’t give the class nerds Valentine’s Day cards! For some reason I keep thinking about that lately and feel very guilty. I’m so sorry, nerds.

+ I was also really boy crazy back then too. I had a crush on Fred Savage and once wrote him a four page fan letter in yellow highliter. I was also enamored with Bastian and Atreyu and fantasized I was an indian princess in The Neverending Story named “Chrysanthemum.” ( I know you are so jealous.)

+ I totally spelled Chrysanthemum correctly right then because I am a spelling nazi. This is because of my favorite toy, the Speak & Spell. Sadly, I feel as though my internet usage these past five years has made me really dumb and lazy.

+ When I drink too much whiskey, I sometimes recite Catholic mass, including the priest’s part. GAH! I also like to rap old TLC.

+ I wanted to be a writer for Jane magazine and once applied as an intern (which I did not get.) I miss that magazine. RIP Jane magazine.

+ I’m Filipino and Italian. Growing up was tough because I didn’t know anyone else like me. YOU FEEL ALL ALONE AS A HALFBREED. OH CHER. I still absolutely hate it when you can only choose one box for your ethnicity.

+ I’ve tested out almost every type of clothing style and hairdo. Raver, semi-goth, MY PENNY HARDAWAY FROM ORLANDO MAGIC JERSEY WTF?!, grampa plaid pants and little boy’s thrift store tees, etc. Ironically my current style is the same as when I was five. ELLO KNEE SOCKS, DRESSES AND BANGS.

+ The people I choose to spend most of my time with are fuck.ing. amaz.ing. I’m in love love love love love with my friends. I hope I can find someone as sweet and hilarious and sexy as them that I can also bone. WHAT.

+ I love singing old jazz and plan to retire at 65 as a leathery tan and blonde lounge singer at the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino in beautiful Las Vegas crooning old Doris Day and Peggy Lee. I will see you there and be wearing a gold camel toe. OMG I will host The Gold Camel Toe Awards ceremony. (WTF? Sounds catchy though, no?)

+ The reason I am the way I am is because of Oona Goosepimple and Mae West. If you understand what this means about me without a GOOG I will french you.

+ I’m really into the supernatural and aliens and the occult. I like WEIRD SHIT. I grew up on alien books and Coast to Coast AM.

+ My favorite place in the world is the Madonna Inn. When we first went into the Love Nest room I told my friends, “This is what I feel my insides look like.” My second favorite place in the world is the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. Sigh.

+ Bjork. That’s all you need to know. It’s too personal to talk about here.

+ My favorite book is Story of the Eye. My favorite poem is “She Walks in Beauty” by Lord Byron. I am obsessed with Hans Christian Andersen’s The Red Shoes. I am STILL in the middle of the third Twilight book. Since…August. Everyone hates me.

+ I’m a huge romantic in every single way. I am always dreaming. It gets me into a lot of trouble but I wouldn’t have it any other way. This is most likely why I’m bad at math.

which, as seen in the pic below, first had me thinking I was roofied, spanish fly’d, now had hepatitis A, B, C, D, mono, then Treeman disease, which would result in my limbs being sawed off and me turning into a Glo Worm:

but STILL, ultimately ended with me in a feverish dazed flu for the whole goddamn week:

Never let a comparably mild, yet extremely paranoid hypochondriac drink from a strange pirate’s flask. Even if it is her birthday. Anyway, I’m about 75% better than before and I’m all ready for Halloweeners and will be celebrating it all WEEK! It is my favorite holiday after all. Well, aside from the 8 Days of Marie of course.

Also… here’s what I wore for my party!

+ Striped Bow headband – Loulou Loves You <3 <3 (hi Loulou!!)
+ Black tube dress – Charlotte Russe. Cheaply made and uncomfortable so I took out the plastic boning and layered over it (I just wanted the skirt part really!)
+ Shrug and Top – local store
+ light pink bra from Victoria’s Secret
+ Pink Crinoline – LA Fashion District
+ Pearl necklace from Beijing Silk Market
+ Betsey Johnson earrings
+fishnets and those old Target heels. Will I ever find anything as comfy as you??