Your Slip Is Showing

I wanna wear slips and Docs. Like when I was sixteen and thought the sex scene in Mad Love was “really erotic.”

I’ve been daydreaming of these. They remind me of my favorite place in the world.

I want them in a 14 hole though. Is it real or just a fantasy? Let me know.

In the meantime. Start the weekend off with some rock.

And roll.

and a shooting craps pose.

Act coy to every boy.

And in the hands of the devil you will become clean.

when the sun sets
on dark silhouettes
collapse into dream

May 23, 2009   8 Comments

Creepy Crawlies and Big Earrings

Last weekend I went to the Annual Bug Fair at the L.A. Natural History Museum! The last time I attended the fair was in 2006 where I even ate crickets and columbian ants insect chef prepared by an insect chef . SICK! They were not delicious btw. I heard they even had tarantula tempura this year. M’Lord! VOMITOUS VON VOMITZ.

You can find a lot of great insect-themed gifts from an assortment of vendors, including live bugs to take home!

There was a time in my life I would never have done this but I’m a different woman now. Too bad I couldn’t put it on my head like my hat.

Polar Bear outfit pose!

  • Tracy Feith for Target Dress
  • Libra doorknockers from Fred Flare *thank you Kimowra*
  • Steve Madden wedges – IM SICKA THESE SHOES
  • modified bow clip
  • gold stax
  • heart sunnies
  • Libra necklace gift from Leyla

Close up of my Libra-riqua status:

May 22, 2009   7 Comments

Scavenging Through Life’s Very Constant LOLs

Happy Birthday Daddy.

these mozbots take time

we wonder if the thunder… ever really gonna begin

May 22, 2009   2 Comments

One Word Movie Review – Star Trek

It’s been a while since I did a One Word Movie Review. As requested: Spock and me = both halfbreeds with perfect bangs. Let’s hump.

Blast to the Past:

One Word Movie Review – The Other Boleyn Girl
One Word Movie Review -  Atonement

May 22, 2009   8 Comments

Chuck Versus Jasper

(the ONLY entertaining scene in S. Darko – Jasper from Twilight headbutting Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl)


May 21, 2009   4 Comments

Links à la Mode : The IFB Weekly Roundup

Wardrobe Workout

Edited by Dramatis Personae

Welcome to another wonderful round up of Links a La Mode! This week we have a wonderful selection of posts to help refine, define, and challenge your wardrobe.  From Agent Lover and Style Symmetry, we’ve got the spectrum covered when it comes to hosting and attending Clothing Swaps.  Clutch22 shares with us how to negotiate price matching at retailers, and Krislyn Diaries challenges us to try out great summer up-do’s.  Decline Designs conceptualizes personal style, while Dirty Laundry helps us refine our self portraits.  All in all, our lovely bloggers help you get your wardrobe and personal style fit and in shape for the upcoming Summer season!

Links à la Mode : May 21st

May 21, 2009   No Comments

Happy 200th Blog Post!

I can’t believe I’ve written 200 blogs! Is that right? Is that math correct? ME?! Talkin’ that much gibberish to you guys in two hundred different instances?! Well… I guess that’s not too hard to believe. All those years spent…being a shy, soft-spoken, unicorn-collecting, Fred Savage love letter-writing misfit in my youth…all those bottled up dreams and thoughts have to come out SOMETIME.

Thank you for hanging out around here you fine ass mutha f***’rs!!!!!

Outfit deets? Why the hale not!

  • vintage dress from Fairfax Flea
  • Soho Lab shoes
  • heart sunglasses from SF
  • octopus brooch
  • funky belt from a local shop


And a bonus serenade:

May 20, 2009   9 Comments

Tracy Feith For Target

Did any of you check out the Tracy Feith for Target collection this weekend? I’d have to say the collection was not bad overall. There were a few things that were a lot prettier in person and on than I had expected, and there were also some that looked better from faaaar away (MONET) when up close it looked like gramma’s couch upholstery. For instance, this dress that made me look like a Honolulu hooker.

I am in LOVE with this cobalt blue dress so much I already wore it on Sunday to the Bug Fair. It has a front zipper for easy access (ESCOOS ME) and a hot pink eyelet trim that even matched my hot pink toes.

I usually don’t wear shorts, but these black judy bloomers will look adorable with fishnets, crazy heels and a top hat when I’m practicing my kicklines and tapdancing this summer.

This bright-colored flower print maxi is perfect for sipping pina coladas (sorry BUT I GOTTA! right click and open in new tab for FULL SOUNDTRACK EFFECT) this coming three-day weekend but I passed on it…for now.

I’d have to say the pièce de résistance has to be the most expensive item in the collection, the cropped leather jacket, which is WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR! Sadly I haven’t found one in my size but I did try one on to see if I was feelin’ it…


HELLO! How badass is that little jacket? No doubt a cropped leather jacket is on the top of my fashion wish list right now. I don’t know if I’ll get this Tracy Feith one though. It’s 140 bones and sold out anyways!

How about you? Anybody else score anything good from Tracy Feith for Target?

May 18, 2009   9 Comments

4AM Spy Wear

saturday night spy wear

  • vintage dress
  • gold stax
  • Clark Kent glasses
  • Crazy, badass heels mah bo Kimora gave me

time warp

I’m probably 5’7-5’8 in those heels. The air up there is nice btw. Why didn’t any of you beanstalks ever let me know?

How I feel:

Anna Karina – “Roller Girl”
Vic Mazzy – “Morticia’s Theme”
Prince – “Little Red Corvette”

May 18, 2009   9 Comments

1980′s Movie Heroines – Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Alright everyone, let’s talk about dance movies. Don’t try to front on this because I know there is not one person in the world who is truly able to resist the simple charms of Dirty Dancing, Footloose, Flashdance or Step Up 2: The Streets. I LOVE ‘EM ALL! But when I was a baby hood rat in the 80′s, a certain silver screen treasure was in constant rotation in my VCR: Girls Just Want to Have Fun!

Ms. Carrie Bradshaw herself, Sarah Jessica Parker, had the starring role of Janey, a dance-loving military brat who rebels against her strict father by pirouetting her way towards a coveted spot on “Dance TV.” I was really feeling Janey on this because it was my dream to simultaneously be on Soul Train AND Club MTV (with Miss Downtown Julie Brown) HELLO!

Every good girl needs a couple of rebellious gal pals to help guide her out of her shell and become a lil’ FUNKY! Helen Hunt and baby Brenda Walsh come along and partake in all the teenage hijinks!

Janey needs a dance partner so she pairs up with blue collar hunka, Jeff, and they naturally fall for each other while perfecting their fan kicks. I don’t care if he was the Poor Man’s Joey Lawrence, I thought he was fuuuwiiine! WHOA! (you know I have a Joey Lawrence doll..right?… TMI?)

Let’s french through the fence, bebe

I love me a hunk in a midriff top! It’s true.


SJP was a million Manolos away from being a fashion icon at this point with Janey’s frumpy-ass school uniforms. Luckily, we had a style savior in the form of her badass best friend Lynne, played by Helen Hunt.

White nails and a Superteen magazine, yes please!

Lynne’s main style signature is her collection of creative headwear and hair accessories. From channeling Don King to Davy Crockett to sporting dinosaur barrettes to rocketship clips, Lynne rocks her shit without fear and das why mama likes her.

Instead of doing a Polyvore set for this post, I decided to invoke the spirit of Lynne and make something myself!

Now the crème de la crème has to be Lynne’s grasshopper hat.

I had to recreate it…but I couldn’t find a grasshopper. Instead, I found a gigantic black widow. AHHHHH! Now, a black widow would be too Halloween-y and way too gawth for me right now. So what did I do? Paint that shit GOLD!

I also made an octopus one for Miss Tiffany!

I’m making a lot of hair accessories right now. Lots of ideas in this noggin’ so stay tuned for some surprises! Oh you Girls Just Want to Have Fun..still inspiring me..all the way into adulthood!

My favorite song from the movie is Q-Feel’s “Dancin’ in Heaven.” A few years ago my good friend Brant found it on vinyl and would play it for me when he would dj! Ahh GOOD TIMES Q FEEL. “Quick, slow, quick quick slow!” I better see a million downloads for this song! *lowers eyes*

Q-Feel – Dancin’ in Heaven
Holland- Wake Up the Neighborhood (second favorite song from the best scene ever)


OH HALE NO: From wiki: A script is in the works for the Disney Channel. Several Disney Channel stars have expressed interest in taking a part, including Selena Gomez and Ashley Tisdale. Um. ASHLEY TISDALE AGAIN!? First she was going to be in the Teen Witch remake, now THIS ONE? Is this bitch trying to ruin my fucking childhood movies?! I am starting to take this personally. This shit is so wack!

Let me simma down now…stay tuned for the conclusion to my 1980′s Movie Heroines special next week!

lollll i CAN’T TAKE THIS choking on lols over here

Related Posts:

+ 1980′s Movie Heroines – Teen Witch
+ That Chick Julie, She’s Truly Dazzling
+ Getaway Girl Style – The Doom Generation

May 14, 2009   16 Comments