Category — Videoblogging

Bettie Page Heaven Bound, an art show paying tribute to the life of Bettie Page, and curated by Lenora Claire, opened this past Saturday at the World of Wonder gallery. As you can imagine, the girls and I had the most glamorous slash craziest time ever which is always expected at Lenora’s events.

The ladies and I with Dita Von Teese and Selene Luna!

Nikki, Nicki, Reyna and I with the legendary Olivia!

A couple of Olivia’s pieces

Polite in Public had a spanking machine in their photobooth. ME GUSTA! Notice how my face is the least surprised and affected…

Then the amazing Bobby Trendy joined in on the fun…I know. I die. This is going to be my Christmas card everybody.

Let’s talk FASHION! This crazy gold spider on my head was actually made by me! I’ll be writing about it more in the next post.

• Gold Widow headpiece made by me
• vintage dress
• one silk glove with gold stacks
• black heart ring & leopard head ring
• black heart purse -H&M
• Betsey Johnson black glitter Polly heels

I also made an octopus one for Tiffany to wear. Looked good on her blonde ‘do! Here we are with the beautiful Lenora Claire.

Elvira as Bettie Page by Austin Young!

Reyna and I taking turns sitting with Bettie Page’s actual shoes!

Always nice to see Mr. Jason Savvy!

Here’s a wild little video Nicki took of me giving the lowdown of the show. The end is the best…crazy Micks.

In the meantime!

XOXO

Related posts:

+ Mad Crushin’ on Lenora Claire
+ Lenora Claire’s Birthday at Houdini Mansion
+ Unpleasant Dreams
+ Lenora Claire likes doNUTS
+ You Better Work

Like you, I too am obsessed with lip chap. I blame my momma, who would always let me get TWO Flavor Saver Lip Balms whenever she placed an order from the Avon lady when I was a a kid. (Side note: I was also teased for having big MONKEY LIPS back then so now I am like FU HA! ’cause those same bitches probably have to get ‘em injected.) Anyway, when I went to California Adventure last week, I saw this chola bust out with a GIGANTIC lip balm…I have seen these monstrosities before but have never gotten one myself which is ridiculous since it combines my deep love of lip balm with my deep love of GIANT THINGS. That is a LOL in itself. I can’t wait til I’m at a stoplight with my stunna shades on, roll down the window, bust out my GIANT LIP BALM and go to town. IMAGINE? I will bust this out any time, any place. Before making out. “One mome, plz.” Then I proceed to saturate my face with a giant lip balm. (This cotton candy one sounds delish.)

Speaking of GIANT things, here is a video I never posted on here of me writing in a Lisa Frank diary with Star’s giant pencil. (Aw, I miss you and your giant pencil boo!)

Back to the lip balm, the past couple of years my addiction has decreased. I can go to sleep without putting some on but before that was a problem! M’lord! But for those of you who still have a strong addiction, I have found this. Good Luck!

The other night I went to the drag art show and party at World of Wonder for RuPaul’s Drag Race, in which the fiercest drag queens will compete to be the number one Miss Divalish. I remember in high school I loved watching The RuPaul Show as I drifted off to beddie bye, dreaming of being a cover girl, giving a twirl, doing my thang, and making love to the camera, and then showin’ you the front AND the back, so naturally I was excited to be attending this chaotic circus! The gallery indoors was so packed, Ru herself couldn’t get in! I left before making it in to see the art, but I had a lot of fun outside taking pictures inside the Polite in Public photobooth and having some LOLs.

Lovely ladies Marla Rutherford, Lenora Claire, Pamela Vain and I got money and chu know it :

Nicki, Shaun and I hammin’ it up:

I wore a high-waisted pencil cut dress with a leopard print blouse, my favorite Clovenhoof Eye of the Beholder pendant, and carried a vintage 70′s magazine clutch my brother got me years ago. Back in the day, ladies used to carry these in order to trick purse snatchers into thinking they were holding a folded magazine. Patricia Field also makes her own including this cute Barbie one.

You can’t see in the pics but I had on some thigh highs that needed help staying up and I didn’t want to use a regular garter belt (aka I couldn’t find it) so I adjusted my menz sock garters to use as thigh garters and legendary artist Olivia complimented them!!! So I think my fashion risk has been stamped: APPROVED. Also see: men sock garters as sexy thigh garters = fitting for a drag queen party. Nicki and I looking ferosh:

Let’s talk about the highlight of my life when Charo gave me a high five. UM. LISTEN. I don’t get starstrucked easily, but when I heard some “ayiyiyi”-ing and turned around to see magnificence in a red sequined mini dress, I couldn’t help but let out an exasperated sigh and exclaim “OH MY GOD IT’S YOU!!” and then she gave me a high five. I died. It was like Pope status. Coochie Coochie! Here she is with Judy Tenuta! (I hear Charo will be at Chumash. Anyone wanna go? )

DISCLAIMER: This following video is a circus in itself as the amazing Pamela Vain who I like to call GAHmela “interviews” me on the red carpet. Don’t faint.

First a couple of things…yes I talk all crazy like that a lot of the time and I have been fooling you with my British newscaster speak in the past videoblogs. Shaun has been giving me shit because I am talking too proper in the first videos. ‘Escoos me for being a lil’ nervous and making sure you can hear me loud and clear. It is My Fair Lady up in here ok?? Shaun…why you always picking on me. Anyway, I talk in a thousand different voices so if you can’t keep up please turn the channel because this one will go from BBC to BET in a second!!! Love You All.

Second, I know you ask yourself, why does this betch keep talking about subway sangwiches? It’s crazy and quick but before GAHmela asks me who I am f@$&ing, she asks if I have had a baby and I say only a subway sangwich because over fifteen years later I still auto-think of this Cosby Show dream sequence episode of Mr. Huxtables giving birth to one.Then I die and think of this second favorite episode.

Third, all of you thinking: “Some fashion blog you got here, asshole.”

HI GUYS! Did you ever see my Xmas hat? Sorry it’s late and I should be posting about New Years but F U. Here we go!

My Xmas Hat from Agent Lover on Vimeo.

Hi sexies. Just a battle of minds while I pre-party….I GOT MODED…OR DID I?

I got moded from Agent Lover on Vimeo.

SORRY AGAIN YOU GUYS

Toe Touch from Agent Lover on Vimeo.

Okay…I am trying something new. I’m scared! Please don’t be afraid of my creepy voice. HOW EMBARRASSING

Good morning everyone! You know how I am always talking about what would happen “In Our Comic Book World”? This video, shot by my niece, is an example of the sorts of nerd things that occur in my friends and my every day lives. Sadly this was based on a true story…

On The Prowl from Agent Lover on Vimeo.