Rhonda Shear Bra Giveaway!

I knew Rhonda Shear very well from her days as the host of USA Up All Night, a weekly series from the late 80′s and 90′s that showed tons of B-movie classics. I probably don’t even have to mention that it was/is definitely one of the biggest sources of inspiration for me and this here blog! Rhonda was kind of like Elvira: sexy, funny, had great cleavage, and introduced many cult faves such as Surf Nazis Must Die and 976-EVIL. Nowadays, Rhonda makes AMAZING BRAS! When her company contacted me to see if I wanted to try out anything from her line, I quickly said yes since I was a huge fan of Up All Night and someone with that kind of magnificent cleav is definitely someone I can trust with Thelma and Louise (o)(o).

They sent me two bras: The VaVaVoom Pushup and the Breathless Twist. OOH LA LA! I’m wearing the Breathless Twist right now actually. It has become my favorite!

from left: Breathless Twist and VaVaVoom Pushup

And great news my boos…we are also doing a giveaway! You can win both of these bras so we can be BRA TWINZ! Just leave a comment below and I will select a winner randomly next Friday (along with the winner of the Julie Say Julie giveaway.) To make it even MORE fun, in your comment also let me know if you have a nickname for your own blessed pillows. Do you call them Mary Kate and Ashley? Chang and Eng? Turner and Hooch? Make sure you also “Like” Rhonda’s Facebook page and follow her on Twitter!

Here’s a video of Rhonda doing her thing on Up All Night!

I heard they are bringing Up All Night back on the air? Could this finally be MY CHANCE of my dream job??? Imagine…


1 Bizzy { 01.13.12 at 3:57 pm }

I call mine Elton John & Chaka Kahn… They can be such divas sometimes!

2 Tiffany { 01.13.12 at 3:58 pm }

I’ve never been able to make a name stick. I had a beau who called them Muffy and Conrad once, because they were the opposite of sophisticated and needed a bourgie nickname. Sure would be nice to have one of those bourgeois bolder-holders to give them a lift.

3 vanessa { 01.13.12 at 4:10 pm }

I like to call my girls different names, currently they are franny and zooey. I’ve been wondering what these bras were like, I think the universe is telling me it’s time to check them out!

4 marshall { 01.13.12 at 4:13 pm }

I have never been sadder about my total lack of boobs. Everything I believe about aesthetics, I owe to Up All Night.

5 Mariah R. { 01.13.12 at 4:21 pm }


6 Dinah { 01.13.12 at 4:25 pm }

Girl, you have been taking me back…WAY BACK. Up all night was totally my comfort show! You know that show you love to watch or just play in the background because it makes you feel “at home”? That twist bra is the business.

7 Mary { 01.13.12 at 4:26 pm }

Those bras are gorgeous. I wish I had a nickname for mine but alas, no. I used to watch Up All Night as well. You’d be great at hosting that.

8 Dinah { 01.13.12 at 4:26 pm }

P.S. my bewbs are named Apollonia and Vanity OF COURSE.

9 Tiffany { 01.13.12 at 4:26 pm }

I love that they always do the shots starting at her feet, move up the leg and then BAM, bombarded with sequins and teased bangs.

10 Emily Britton { 01.13.12 at 4:56 pm }

Never saw Up All Night till you posted it (I was a very sheltered child) Love these bras beautiful.

11 Kat { 01.13.12 at 5:38 pm }

I named them once but I’ve since forgotten, because I was probably drunk at the time. However, my roommate’s are called Mary and Pippin ;)

12 CheapA$$Bitch { 01.13.12 at 6:16 pm }

Her bras are gorgeous! would love to win one

13 Heather { 01.13.12 at 6:38 pm }

I have never named my boobs before, so I shall do so now: Flippy and Flappy.

14 Nina { 01.13.12 at 7:01 pm }

Hot. I love the twist bra

15 Lorra { 01.13.12 at 7:03 pm }

Ohh, shit! I think my boyfriend nicknamed them in 1993, when I was a wee 15. I don’t recall what they were, though :( Maybe I should rename them.

16 Dani' { 01.13.12 at 7:07 pm }

I don’t have any names for them except boob and evil boob. The left one is my least favorite lol.

17 Dani { 01.13.12 at 7:37 pm }

i call mine sweater kittens… and i use this freely in reference to ladies. ;-)

18 corazones rojos { 01.13.12 at 7:38 pm }

How much of a coincidence is it that my boobs are also named Thelma and Louise? I mean, should I change them? Yours obvs reign much higher than mine. Marie’s bewbs > Gabby’s bewbs. Whatevs tho, I want those brars!

19 Sarah { 01.13.12 at 7:50 pm }

I named mine Amber and Shalom after two super models bffs that were big in the 90s, I watched house of style a lot as a youngster.

20 Ashe @ Dramatis Personae { 01.13.12 at 8:38 pm }


I used to watch this all the time growing up.

Is it sad my girls don’t have a name?

21 Anna { 01.13.12 at 9:25 pm }

I wish I had creative names!

22 charlotte { 01.13.12 at 9:46 pm }

I named mine “Don’t” and “Touch”

Sadly I am a wee baby and don’t remember this show but I like bras! However, I doubt they would fit these bad boys!

23 Nancy { 01.13.12 at 10:26 pm }

Simon & Garfunkel of course. Paul Simon being the better (and pierced) one.

24 Eline { 01.13.12 at 11:25 pm }


My breasts aren’t blessed with nicknames though, I frankly find the whole act a little distancing and alienating to my breasts. They’re a part of me.

25 Crystal { 01.14.12 at 9:49 am }

My friends & family have always called mine “Dolly” & “Pam” ’cause I’m well-endowed.

26 Rachael { 01.14.12 at 9:49 am }

I just refer my boobs as The Ladies. I vaguely remember this show!

27 diana { 01.14.12 at 10:01 am }

I just call them The Girls. I’ve been too broke to buy a new bra so if I were to win these that would be pretty awesome!

28 Cybil { 01.14.12 at 11:19 am }

I just call them The Ladies. I’m only one out of my friends with big boobs so my nickname is Tits Mcgee.

29 kiersten { 01.14.12 at 12:42 pm }

My ladies, Lucille 1 and Lucille 2, would proudly wear these bras.

30 Teresa D { 01.14.12 at 1:09 pm }

haha for some odd reason I’ve always called mine Laverne and Shirley

31 Dora { 01.14.12 at 2:36 pm }

I love your blog amor!
I call them my amigas, when I was younger I used to call them Billy and Bob. I was called sheriff Chi Chi for awhile.

32 Amanda D { 01.14.12 at 3:09 pm }

within the last year, my tatas have been given the names leo & zach, lovingly, in reference to the two actors that have played spock of star trek fame and glory. apparently my bountiful boobies are also masters of the vulcan nerve pinch when umm… in the right position, ahem.

33 Eli { 01.14.12 at 6:37 pm }

Oooh this is amazing now I need to come up names for the chichis :)

34 Jaci { 01.14.12 at 7:15 pm }

I spent a lot of my childhood watching USA. A lot of Up All Night and Duckman

35 ingrid henny { 01.15.12 at 6:52 am }

I really, really, really need to wear a bra. But, at the end of the day, I take it off and make the happiest sigh of relief ever and do a little dance around the bra. I love them and hate them.
I spent a good deal of my childhood imitating Rhonda Shear’s voice.

36 Tanya { 01.15.12 at 8:14 am }

Those are so hot. That Breathless Twist is amazing.

37 Moxie { 01.15.12 at 11:19 am }

Wendy and Lisa.
(Adam material, he deserves credit.)
Love this post! Up All Night! Yes!
and more and more lingerie is one of my New Years Desires

38 ashley { 01.15.12 at 3:28 pm }

I never had a name for either of them but i lovingly refer to them as my tots. Sexy sexy lady holders!

39 Crissy { 01.15.12 at 7:46 pm }

Withnail & I, because degenerates come in different sizes, especially since my daughter preferred one over the other.

40 Kat { 01.15.12 at 9:07 pm }

Bra giveaway? With bras that incredible? Count me in!
I was blessed (sometimes cursed) with a big rack, and I’ve never been one to hide what Nature gave me. I always stand up straight (to quote Principal Skinner: “A curvy spine is the Devil’s roller coaster!”) and compliment my assets with well fitting clothing and bras. Therefore, my girls have been affectionately referred to as “Circus Tits” by my beloved gentlemen friends. And that’s fine by me. Though I secretly call them Dirty Pillows at times.

41 Esti { 01.15.12 at 10:57 pm }

If I had something that pretty to put my boobs in, they’d get names out of sheer joy!

42 amelia hart { 01.15.12 at 11:57 pm }

this is inspiring me to name them! haha! hope i win. <3

43 LAUR { 01.16.12 at 10:41 am }

I think my boobs are mutating because they don’t fit in my old bras anymore. Maybe this giveaway will give me the gumption to get them measured! I usually just call them my tatties :)

44 Yennifurrr { 01.16.12 at 12:23 pm }

CooCoo and CaChoo haha!

You’d think maybe I was a Beatles fan, and I am. But this name alas is due to the BloodHound Gang, I know, not my proudest admittance but “you were looking at me, I was looking at you” seems to always fit when I’m out with my two best wing women coocoo and cachoo. Also occasionally know as Lefty and Righty =]

45 Heather { 01.16.12 at 12:29 pm }

I have never called them anything.. so sad really. Perhaps I’ll come up with something good if I win!

46 MELINDA BELL { 01.16.12 at 2:28 pm }



47 ShellRoo { 01.17.12 at 5:42 am }

Those bras look fantastic! If I had those, then I think my boobs would definitely need an alluring name to go with those sexy undergarments.

48 Morgan { 01.17.12 at 4:06 pm }

My dear Hall &Oats would look dyauum divine in those bras.

49 Nikoal { 01.17.12 at 6:18 pm }

I used to call them my “Betty Boops” but now I call them my “Pointer Sisters” :) Gorgeous bras! My gals need a new one! Love you woman! Your bangs rock my world.

50 Cassy { 01.18.12 at 8:51 pm }

Why Lucy and Ethel of course! ;)


51 Bas { 01.18.12 at 9:19 pm }

I call them ‘Number One’ and ‘Number One Point Five’, even though they’re indistinguishable in size. Just because I can.

52 Stephanie Leibowitz { 01.18.12 at 9:25 pm }

I’ve always cringed at nicknames like “the twins” and “the girls”…never grew up thinking that breasts were something I had to worry about. My boyfriend calls them “my cups.” As in, “I’d like to get me a cup fulla titty!” I just discovered your blog two days ago and I’m addicted. Thank you.

53 Soh { 01.19.12 at 12:10 am }

yayyy braaaaas!
hmmm I haven’t named them, I usually just stick with boobz

54 Jenny { 01.19.12 at 1:00 am }

I just discovered this website through your work at Rookie Mag and I’m so excited. And you’re doing a bra giveaway! Hot damn! But hmm, I’ve never referred to my boobs as anything unless the “left one” and the “slightly larger right one” counts. Anyway, thanks for being fucking awesome! xx

55 Sarada { 01.19.12 at 1:32 am }

you are awesome and so are your bazooms pick meeeee :D

56 Tiffany Revine { 01.19.12 at 2:10 am }

I have loved Rhonda since the Up All Night days as well. I also, recently did a Making Strides Against Breast Cancer walk with her this past October. She is such an inspiration in all that she does and the best part is she has fun doing it all. The 2 bra’s posted look amazing and I would love to win them to go with my other Ahh Bra’s too.

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