Forgot to post this two weeks ago but I’m thinking better late than never. And I know it is an obvious word choice but it is what left my lips when the credits started to roll. FROM MY LIPS 2 GAWDZ EARS!!!!!
Drive has all the elements that satiate my HORN LEVELS. Ryan Gosling X Fast and The Furious…you know I loves my car movies. The leather gloves. Kavinsky on the soundtrack. Christina Hendricks with a bamboo earrin’ and a gold minx manicure. And then of course….ALL OF THE BLOODY VIOLENCE!!! Total p-no, my dudes. And there isn’t even a sex scene!
A final warning to anyone, male OR female who dares mimic “Driver” for Halloween with that Scorpion jacket…do not be surprised if a 5’2 Filitaliana girl dressed like a _______ (sorry costume is confidential) attempts to spontaneously dry hump you out of nowhere. You’ll only have yourself to blame.
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Angelina B
12/10/2011
I love you Marie xxxx
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10/10/2011
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josh
4/10/2011
PORNO indeed!!!!
Fajr | Stylish Thought
3/10/2011
Have you heard he’s canoodling with Eva Mendes?… don’t let me catch her in a dark alley… it’s ON!
Eli
1/10/2011
Gah! I cant wait to see this! I also cant believe I never saw the Notebook until this summer when we were holed up in a house with no tv just a billion movies! I think he may be the man of my dreams!
Elza Burkart
1/10/2011
Oh my gawd I frickin’ LOVE YOU.
Afef
1/10/2011
he’s come a long way from Young Hercules :p hehehe
Monique Catalina
30/09/2011
YES.
miss Lila
30/09/2011
Fuck yes, I need more material for the spank bank! 😉 I’ve been following your blog for a bit now & I adore it; your style is damn fabulous.
and maybe it’s silly to be all promoting somebody else’s blog instead of my own modest endeavor, but I found this fellow and immediately thought of you. He has his own face painted on the crotch of his pants. And on his shoes. ‘Nuf said.
http://keehuachee.blogspot.com/
Tiffany
30/09/2011
Oooh, a slutty Drive costume is a really good idea.
ali of spinner’s end
30/09/2011
i need to see this movie. NEED.
paige
30/09/2011
my boyfriend wrote a review for drive. Random, I lurk on google reader.
http://www.theconwayreport.com/post/10481822012/im-a-driver
tiff
29/09/2011
Oh Ryan Gosling, you sexy motherfucker.
Jenn
29/09/2011
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. Ladies should come prepared to see Drive with multiple vibrators and a Costco supply of batteries.