Forgot to post this two weeks ago but I’m thinking better late than never. And I know it is an obvious word choice but it is what left my lips when the credits started to roll. FROM MY LIPS 2 GAWDZ EARS!!!!!
Drive has all the elements that satiate my HORN LEVELS. Ryan Gosling X Fast and The Furious…you know I loves my car movies. The leather gloves. Kavinsky on the soundtrack. Christina Hendricks with a bamboo earrin’ and a gold minx manicure. And then of course….ALL OF THE BLOODY VIOLENCE!!! Total p-no, my dudes. And there isn’t even a sex scene!
A final warning to anyone, male OR female who dares mimic “Driver” for Halloween with that Scorpion jacket…do not be surprised if a 5’2 Filitaliana girl dressed like a _______ (sorry costume is confidential) attempts to spontaneously dry hump you out of nowhere. You’ll only have yourself to blame.
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MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. Ladies should come prepared to see Drive with multiple vibrators and a Costco supply of batteries.
Oh Ryan Gosling, you sexy motherfucker.
my boyfriend wrote a review for drive. Random, I lurk on google reader.
http://www.theconwayreport.com/post/10481822012/im-a-driver
i need to see this movie. NEED.
Oooh, a slutty Drive costume is a really good idea.
Fuck yes, I need more material for the spank bank!
I’ve been following your blog for a bit now & I adore it; your style is damn fabulous.
and maybe it’s silly to be all promoting somebody else’s blog instead of my own modest endeavor, but I found this fellow and immediately thought of you. He has his own face painted on the crotch of his pants. And on his shoes. ‘Nuf said.
http://keehuachee.blogspot.com/
YES.
he’s come a long way from Young Hercules :p hehehe
Oh my gawd I frickin’ LOVE YOU.
Gah! I cant wait to see this! I also cant believe I never saw the Notebook until this summer when we were holed up in a house with no tv just a billion movies! I think he may be the man of my dreams!
Have you heard he’s canoodling with Eva Mendes?… don’t let me catch her in a dark alley… it’s ON!
PORNO indeed!!!!
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I love you Marie xxxx
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