One Word Movie Review: Drive

by marie

Forgot to post this two weeks ago but I’m thinking better late than never. And I know it is an obvious word choice but it is what left my lips when the credits started to roll. FROM MY LIPS 2 GAWDZ EARS!!!!!

Drive has all the elements that satiate my HORN LEVELS. Ryan Gosling X Fast and The Furious…you know I loves my car movies. The leather gloves. Kavinsky on the soundtrack. Christina Hendricks with a bamboo earrin’ and a gold minx manicure. And then of course….ALL OF THE BLOODY VIOLENCE!!! Total p-no, my dudes. And there isn’t even a sex scene!

A final warning to anyone, male OR female who dares mimic “Driver” for Halloween with that Scorpion jacket…do not be surprised if a 5’2 Filitaliana girl dressed like a _______ (sorry costume is confidential) attempts to spontaneously dry hump you out of nowhere. You’ll only have yourself to blame.

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14 comments

1 Jenn { 09.29.11 at 10:24 pm }

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. Ladies should come prepared to see Drive with multiple vibrators and a Costco supply of batteries.

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2 tiff { 09.29.11 at 10:49 pm }

Oh Ryan Gosling, you sexy motherfucker.

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3 paige { 09.30.11 at 5:05 am }

my boyfriend wrote a review for drive. Random, I lurk on google reader.

http://www.theconwayreport.com/post/10481822012/im-a-driver

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4 ali of spinner's end { 09.30.11 at 6:19 am }

i need to see this movie. NEED.

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5 Tiffany { 09.30.11 at 7:05 am }

Oooh, a slutty Drive costume is a really good idea.

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6 miss Lila { 09.30.11 at 11:36 am }

Fuck yes, I need more material for the spank bank! ;) I’ve been following your blog for a bit now & I adore it; your style is damn fabulous.

and maybe it’s silly to be all promoting somebody else’s blog instead of my own modest endeavor, but I found this fellow and immediately thought of you. He has his own face painted on the crotch of his pants. And on his shoes. ‘Nuf said.
http://keehuachee.blogspot.com/

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7 Monique Catalina { 09.30.11 at 11:41 am }

YES.

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8 Afef { 10.01.11 at 8:24 am }

he’s come a long way from Young Hercules :p hehehe

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9 Elza Burkart { 10.01.11 at 12:09 pm }

Oh my gawd I frickin’ LOVE YOU.

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10 Eli { 10.01.11 at 7:43 pm }

Gah! I cant wait to see this! I also cant believe I never saw the Notebook until this summer when we were holed up in a house with no tv just a billion movies! I think he may be the man of my dreams!

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11 Fajr | Stylish Thought { 10.03.11 at 12:21 pm }

Have you heard he’s canoodling with Eva Mendes?… don’t let me catch her in a dark alley… it’s ON!

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12 josh { 10.04.11 at 3:03 pm }

PORNO indeed!!!!

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13 Drive « hometown unicorn { 10.10.11 at 11:09 pm }

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14 Angelina B { 10.12.11 at 11:32 am }

I love you Marie xxxx

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