Do any of you have an item of clothing hanging in your closet that causes a twinkle in your eye every time you see it, even though you’ve had it for years? That’s how I feel about this mint “by the pool dress” that I’ve had since 2006. I like to wear it as much as I can in the summer (obviously since I wore it just a few posts ago.) What’s really cool is when you figure out a different way to wear it and trick people into thinking you got a brand new dress, which is what I did the other day when I hung out with my friends. Believes me, those muthas were tricked! I threw it together with a bunch of other random items I pulled out from my closet including a cream lace blouse, floppy hat, and my mom’s wicker basket purse. You know, sometimes I feel like I come up with my best outfits when it’s last minute and without much thinking. Perhaps I fall into some sort of hypnotized state and the spirit of Hollywood Montrose from Mannequin takes over and gets to work. I also like how I put this lace top over it to make it “classy and demure” but my knockers of life were displayed anyway. Even though my boobs aren’t that humongous (36C) sometimes I feel like they purposely rebel against me and break through my blouses like Koolaid Man busting through the wall. WHOA! I guess all this boob talk ended up contradicting the title of this post! I’m sorry everyone. I guess it’s just nature’s way…