The Winner Of The Original LOMs Contest OMG

Death of a Cheerleader

First of all, lemme just say that when I first decided to write this post on my Top Ten Lifetime Original Movies I did not think I’d get this much of a response. I mean I know there are a select few of us that have caught a LOM or two in our lives but I didn’t think it was gonna be like this! Even men I know have come forward and expressed their love of the LOM. One even said his favorite was called “What Alice Found.” ABOUT TRUCK STOP PROSTITUTION! AMAZING!

And now it is time to announce the winner of the Death of a Cheerleader dvd (which is not an Ebay bootleg btw, PHEW!) This was seriously the hardest decision of my life you guys. Every entry was so creative and hilar, it was very difficult to choose. But just like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, there can only be one. So to help with my decision I went to the desert on a spiritual quest, wearing only chambray and knotted pearls. I built an altar of candles surrounding framed photos of Marcia Gay Harden and under a full white moon, called upon the spirit of the LOM. Thus, the chosen one was revealed…


Here is his entry:

“Mine is called “Thou Shall Not Kill”. Mine is about a group of devout teenage Christians, who will do whatever it takes to make sure their classmates stay celibate. Even kill. It would have been filmed in in the mid ’90s and would star Emily Schulman (aka Harriet from “Small Wonder”) as Sandy Fuller, the Christian girl gone psycho; Cherie Johnson as her partner in crime, Katrina Thomas; and Maureen Flannigan as her slutty arch rival, Samantha Radomski. She’ll sleep w/ anyone to tick “Sandy” off. Including Sandy’s boyfriend, Ronnie Santucci, played by Michael Cade (of “California Dreams”). Watch what happens when lust is stronger than the bible.”

BRILLIANT!! I picked Joe because he used all of my favorite elements to create the perfect LOM:

  • 80′s Child actors trying to break out of their stereotypical roles: Harriet from Small Wonder (my bangs arch-nemesis) Cherie from Punky Brewster and Evie Ethel Garland from Out Of This World.
  • Killer Christians!!!
  • High school scandal
  • and the one that sealed the deal…MICHAEL CADE OF CALIFORNIA DREAMS! How dare you!! That cameo was totally out of left field!

Thanks again to everyone who entered! I wish I could give you all prizes because they were all very LOM-worthy! But don’t fret just yet my pet. I will have more contests in the future where you can win more LOMs!



1 melissa { 02.10.11 at 3:25 pm }

“Watch what happens when lust is stronger than the bible.” hhahaha BRILLIANT! and the cast sounds amazing!! I’d wanna watch that!!

2 marie { 02.10.11 at 4:51 pm }

surf doods wif attitude..KINDA GROOVY
laid back mood

3 JOE { 02.10.11 at 5:29 pm }

I am so excited that I won!!! This totally made my day (believe me it was rather crummy). So glad to see a mutual admiration for Michael Cade :) “Don’t wake me up if I’m dreaming….”

4 Meaghan { 02.11.11 at 12:10 am }

So sad I didn’t win, but yeah, Joe’s entry was total awesome sauce. Congrats, Joe!

5 Miss Eliza Wharton { 02.11.11 at 2:10 am }

Oh Marie, I’m SO going to sue you…
I just unsuspectingly clicked on your treacherous video here (that’s how innocent I am)…
I believe I just lost an ear AND an eye. There’s blood everywhere. I’m traumatized, I’m loosing faith in humanity. We’re talking 25 years of psychotherapy here.
Why? Why? Why do they have to do this? Weren’t nuclear proliferation, subprime crisis, Sarah Palin and David Hasselhoff’s albums enough punishment? Is there no end to our suffering?
Expect to hear from my lawyers.

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7 Ashe Mischief { 02.11.11 at 3:31 pm }

OMG! Joe! You are my hero! CALIFORNIA DREAMS?!

How the hell can ANYONE compete with that?

8 marie { 02.11.11 at 11:24 pm }

just let me lay here in the sun…

9 marie { 02.11.11 at 11:25 pm }

I will do more contests in the future boo! I loved yours!!

10 marie { 02.11.11 at 11:27 pm }

kinda groovy…laid back mood..
Too bad CA Dreams doesn’t have the same sorta timeless magic like it’s big brother Saved by the Bell. I mean we can watch episode after episode of SBTB fifteen years later but CA DREAMS? No thanks, but the song is STILL SOOTHING

11 ana { 02.12.11 at 7:56 am }

this is probably the best post ever. im watching all the movies on youtube now. starting with kevin arnold and dj tanner!

12 natalie { 02.14.11 at 3:56 pm }

WHAT, michael cade!? we are facebook friends… once i had some lyrics to the california dreams theme as my status, and he replied with the following line. he also told me happy birthday. whatta man.

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