Clarissa Explains These Boots
Can we talk about these ‘lil black boots for a minute? I’ve been wearing them almost every day since I got them a week ago…from JC PENNEY or “Penney’s” as your gramma likes to call it. I know I am supposed to be looking for a new summer shoe but when I tried these on I suddenly felt like Clarissa Explains It All!
Even though they are pretty simple and non-descript with nothing special going on, they are comfy as fuck and easy to pair with most of my day-to-day outfits. What’s even better is they run big so it feels like I have petite tootsies. And they are still loose! I probably could have worked a 7.5 like Carrie Bradshaw but I didn’t want to push it. Anyway, I have been wearing these suckas with everything. I even found them to be the perfect match for my H&M tiger dress when worn with black tights (You can see it a bit in the Zac Posen post.) I’ve had that tiger dress since fall but every shoe/legging combination I wore with it just didn’t feel right until now. Also could be that the dress is kind of baggy. Anyhoo I digress. Yesterday I had dinner with one of my favorite baklas and when I asked him if he liked the new shoes adorning my hooves, he said “Yes! They remind me of Clarissa Explains It All!” !!!!!!!!!!! PSYCHIC CITY!!! I love when shit like that happens. Sidebar, I lurked the name of the shoe and they are actually an Olsen twin brand! Hilarious! You know I am not one of those Mary Kate worshippers but I must give them props for making these perfect stompers.
♥ Target t-shirt, chola store pencil skirt, Rodarte X Target tights, necklace from some store in Venice, $39 Olsenboye bewts (I just checked JcPenney.com and they are sold out 
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Love the boots! But I think I love the info-graphic at the end even more.
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hahaha your pie chart is awesome!! i love you agentlover!! haha!! are those boots pvc? i’m thinkin’ yeah cause they so cheap. they’re really cute!! i’ve been wanting to go check out the olsenblue stuff but i never find myself in a “penney’s!” i gotta go check it out!
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OMG I have been feeling the same way about the flat black ankle boots I recently bought. Perfect! I shall wear them forever with everything until the end of time or the soles wear out.
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What does Clarissa do with the other 1% not listed in her chart?
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hilarious pizza chart! I loooooved Clarissa as a kid, she was such a fashion icon for me and my next door neighbor. melina bee
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Those actually look a lot like a pair of boots I got from JCPenney when I was about 12… they lasted forever! I might still have them somewhere actually – I tried to get them resoled but I think the cobbler was lying or lazy when they said they couldn’t do it. I loved those boots.
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oh clarissa, if she only knew how she shaped my life. kudos for creating a pie chart. that’s pure devotion.
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Stop making me love you so much.
Wait… Never stop.
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Dig the boots!!!!
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your boots and mine have a connection
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Oh gosh. I just love you for the Clarissa reference. Totally rad!
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hahaha love this post..and those boottsssss..I gotta hit up Pennys!
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Loved Clarissa Explains it All lol
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