Large Nostrils and Pink Bootz
♥ dress from a hoochie store, Doc Martens, Cloven Hoof necklace, Betsey Johnson present ring, Forever 21 pearl ring ♥
How you dewin’ boos? Remember these pink flocked Docs I wanted last summer? I actually found them on the cheap ($80 compared to $120) back then but didn’t wear them right away because it was too hot, but now is thee perfect time to stomp around in these muthas. It’s not raining so they won’t get dirty and it’s too damn cold. Can I be real witchu for a mome? I’m sick of this cold weather and dressing like Judd Nelson’s character aka John Bender in The Breakfast Club. I know I sound like an asshole living in Socal complaining about the FREEZING 48 degree weather when some of you are like Eskimos in the snow but my island skin is not used to this temperature! (I also am aware I sound like an asshole with my “island skin” when I actually haven’t even BEEN to the Philippines YET…) Every morning when I wake up to go to work I just want to roll out of my bed in man jeans, a flannel, a denim jacket, a motorcycle jacket over it and extra large nostrils. The only difference is I have a plaid flannel dress and normal-sized nostrils (hopefully.) I still feel angry and rebellious though. I know a lot of you know how I feel because we are John Bender soulmates.
Anyway, I’m glad these pink bootz make me feel somewhat femme. It will have to do until I can dress like a woman again. Sigh. The John Bender feeling is so strong.
Here is some hot coco to warm us up. LUV U.
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oh haiii Judd. looove you.
and you’ve convinced me to cut my bangs short again. the side bang is just killing my life.
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Even more than I love those boots, I lurve that pink snail thing you’re holding. Is that a purse? Or something else awesome? Also, I feel ya with the cold thing. I moved from STL to Canada and I still can’t used to the weather. Eff this cold sheeeet.
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judd nelson is fuckin harsh!
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“…a motorcycle jacket over it and extra large nostrils. The only difference is I have a plaid flannel dress and normal-sized nostrils (hopefully.)”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Team Coco!
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If it makes you feel better, I think you look much hotter than Bender
I second the interest on the snail purse…give us the deeeets!
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The epitome of winter fashion staleness is a Northface fleece and Ugg boots. As a native New Englander, I know this. If you start relying on that, THEN you should commit ritual suicide in your closet.
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It’s not a purse, it’s my friend’s watering can!
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CoCo warms my soul with her ample buns.
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I seriously dress like this EVERY DAY. I work in a warehouse and I wear gray jeans, black motorcycle boots, a t-shirt, a plaid chaps shirt and a gray and plaid jacket. Why? Because I don’t like my job and REFUSE to care about the way I look. Plus, working with all men its a lot easier if I don’t look remotely female. My new alter ego is Judd T. Nelson.
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Crystal – I hope you didn’t take offense! Some girls look muy sexy as a female Judd Nelson but I think I personally look better more “femme” than a sexy lumberjack. Don’t want to seem like I’m bagging on anyone else though. I myself just am sick of my winter wear. And I work with 90% macho men too so I feel you on that.
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Nooo!!! No offense at all. It was just your post made me realize what I look like at work! Hahah! I made the comparison to some of the guys here and they agreed! I also don’t look sexy…I look more homeless…Haha! It comes with the territory of a job that just doesn’t suit you! (I’m working on changing that though!)
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