Albino Beyonce

Alternative title “I Don’t Even Know What To Write Here”


I found this video on Marina and The Diamonds blog…and well, I have no words. Okay maybe I do. You will first be entranced by her nude leotard cage dancing but fast forward to the notable moments I list below. Basically once she gets on the roof it’s the best…beginning at 2:49. I really can’t decide what my favorite move is. The “I’m Hungry” sign language dance? Her ass slowly rising like a Loch Ness Monster from the swamps?! Exorcist shoulder pop? Shit this post is like biblical verse:






You can thank me for all the LOL later. My hips don’t lie.


1 Sunday { 08.21.09 at 6:26 pm }

it’s like her body is controlled by little baby snakes, all doing their own thing.

2 Hena { 08.21.09 at 6:34 pm }

i love this

3 Mace Elaine { 08.21.09 at 7:06 pm }

That was… magical. Exactly WHY is she dancing on a roof in San Francisco, by the way? Was it just an excuse to have extremely phallic Coit Tower in the background?

4 Fiend { 08.21.09 at 7:25 pm }

Wow. Someone should go check on her, she appears to be having seizures.

5 Ms Constantine { 08.22.09 at 2:59 am }

The roof?! Holy crap, and the wiggling shoulders. It’s like I’m transported back to my 11 year old self making up dances that show just how weirdly I can move.

6 bryna { 08.22.09 at 7:22 am }

beyonce is a crazy dancer. i am always kinda freaked out watching her.

7 Freya { 08.23.09 at 8:04 am }

I know what made Shakira do this. The song is basically, not of her usual genre, it’s electro-pop and so she thought she should change the dance too and ended up messing it all up.

8 Mickay { 08.23.09 at 10:25 am }

what the fuck!!! the wolf howls!

9 Jaka Merriman { 08.24.09 at 9:45 am }

I remember when Shakira was brown. And had an accent. And wore clothes.

10 Shaun { 08.25.09 at 10:30 am }

The song sucks.

Almost juvenile in her composition.

And the dancing on the rooftop…

Seriously, what the shit is up with that?! It reminds me of the routine Samantha Darko dances with Sparkle Motion at the school talent show.

Lame sauce all over.

11 NEnz { 08.25.09 at 11:52 pm }

This post made me laugh out loud! Your comments on Shakira’s ‘dance’ are hilarious. What the hell was she thinking anyway? :P

12 LJ { 08.26.09 at 2:29 am }

I agree with Jaka; when did Shakira get so whitewashed?

13 truly, madly, deeply…not what i was expecting. « expansions. { 08.27.09 at 4:58 pm }

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