Corn Nails and Raspberry Hair


Why yes they are. These are what my nails look like right now. I am holding almost every corn-themed thing I own in these pictures btw. Has Rie Rie finally gone too far? NEVER!!! I always say painting your nails can lift your mood instantly…but to this extent? I’ll be in a goddamn great mood all year. THANK YOU.

Also I got a new ‘do. RASPBERRY DELIGHT!! What do you guys think?  My foray into the land of red hair initially did not include a ride on the Manic Panic express. I thought my years of Koolaid-stained pillows were over, but apparently not thanks to my bff slash hair magician Reyna. When I wasn’t looking, she spiked my Clairol with some bright red dye so she and I could look like an ICEE when we are together since she has blue hair. I see what you were trying to do, boo. I ain’t mad atchu.


Just kidding! Everything was consensual. FYI I will have to wash my hair with gloves on to preserve these niblet nails!


Spywear deets:

  • pink and white pin-striped blouse – can’t remember! Maybe Silhouette?
  • purple skirt – H&M
  • belt – Charlotte Russe..I THINK
  • Steve Madden wedges
  • vintage owl brooch
  • pink sunglasses – Forever 21
  • black and gold bamboo earrings, gold stax and big heart rings

Love my new gold heart ring I found for $6 at a local shop



It’s weird not to be repping the International Society of Black Hair, Bangs and Red Lipstick you guys! It’s just bananas to look in the mirror and see this when I’ve had that signature black hair forever. But variety is the spice of life my friends!


1 WendyB { 06.21.09 at 11:15 pm }

Oh! My! God! Most amazing manicure evah!

2 Vidalia { 06.21.09 at 11:30 pm }

OH MY GOD… I want to BE you.

3 The Friendinator { 06.21.09 at 11:46 pm }

First of all: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn guuuuuuuuuuuuuurl!

Secondly: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn guuuuuuuuuuuuuurl!

I wanna see you scratch the face of some ‘crylo sportin’ betch with your real corn nails, then lift her shirt and etch, “Minez be real” a la Zorro on her belly with the very same corn nails you scratched her face up with! DO IT!

4 Ashe Mischief { 06.22.09 at 5:10 am }

I think I loooooove you. The hair is AMAZING, and your corn nails are OFF DA HOOK.

5 marie { 06.22.09 at 10:15 am }

@WendyB – haha it’s seriously hilar looking at myself type!

@Vidalia – BLOL!!!

@The Friendinator – “Crylo” makes me LOL so hard. I dunno..Crylo Bitches will scratch my shit UP!! MOMMA SCURR

@Ashe – I love YOU!! Thank you!!!!!

6 Bevin { 06.22.09 at 10:30 am }

Your style is brilliant. CORN NAILS!! Holy crap!! Amazing.

7 Betsey J { 06.22.09 at 2:34 pm }

hot asss bitch.
love the red hair.

8 Beka { 06.23.09 at 11:40 am }

My 7 year old is in love with your nails and so am I! She said that is a great way to play with your food!

9 SparkleSparkle { 06.23.09 at 2:53 pm }

Soooo Fking cutes!!

10 josh { 06.24.09 at 9:33 am }


11 Deena { 06.27.09 at 3:49 pm }

HOLY CRAPARONI! corn nails, owl brooch, red hair- you are absolutely killing me.

12 Amari { 10.25.10 at 1:38 pm }

Those nails look amazing! How long did it take to paint them?

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