Posts from — April 2009

A little while ago a friend and I had a feast at Del Taco (hmm that’s weird, because it wasn’t 3AM and we were both sober) and heard a click-clack sound coming our way. A pair of mini high heels caught our eye, as we both looked up to see this little girl walking around in a head-to-toe, leopard print outfit. We both quickly glanced at each other and tried not to die of LOL. Look at this little diva! She reminded me of a Bratz doll come to life. OH HALES.

Naturally I wanted one RIGHT AWAY. Will anyone lend me their child? Only for one day. Maybe not even a full day, how about an 8 hour shift? I’ll even take minimum wage.

PERKS OF BEING MY CHILD FOR 8 HRS:

1. She or he will get to learn fun things like taxidermy!

[amazing image via buzzfeed.]

2. Become one with the dark side!

3. Learn how to do impressions of my favorite AIM smiley!

4. Learn how to make cocktails!

5. And most importantly, be a fan of vegetables like I am (OR MAYBE JUST CORN)

Let me know,

Marie

See Also:

Reasons Why I Am Not A Role Model

Like you, I too am obsessed with lip chap. I blame my momma, who would always let me get TWO Flavor Saver Lip Balms whenever she placed an order from the Avon lady when I was a a kid. (Side note: I was also teased for having big MONKEY LIPS back then so now I am like FU HA! ’cause those same bitches probably have to get ‘em injected.) Anyway, when I went to California Adventure last week, I saw this chola bust out with a GIGANTIC lip balm…I have seen these monstrosities before but have never gotten one myself which is ridiculous since it combines my deep love of lip balm with my deep love of GIANT THINGS. That is a LOL in itself. I can’t wait til I’m at a stoplight with my stunna shades on, roll down the window, bust out my GIANT LIP BALM and go to town. IMAGINE? I will bust this out any time, any place. Before making out. “One mome, plz.” Then I proceed to saturate my face with a giant lip balm. (This cotton candy one sounds delish.)

Speaking of GIANT things, here is a video I never posted on here of me writing in a Lisa Frank diary with Star’s giant pencil. (Aw, I miss you and your giant pencil boo!)

Back to the lip balm, the past couple of years my addiction has decreased. I can go to sleep without putting some on but before that was a problem! M’lord! But for those of you who still have a strong addiction, I have found this. Good Luck!

Hello boos. This is just a picture post until I catch up on some REAL HARDCORE BLOGGING.

The other day I went to Disneyland’s California Adventure for some adventure.

Look at me spread for bread up there. Goddamn cochine supreme…

One thing you must have on your to-do is a Teen Witch screening party!

You will need lots of junk food..including this bag of GIANT CHEETOS Leyla is attacking.

My favorite way to spend a lazy Sunday lately… at the flea market, although it’s dangerous because I always end up buying more dresses!

Robyn found the best picture ever:

Jackie Chol-O over here. I love these giant shades I bought!

And in case you get too hot…how about some Agent Lover on ice?

Hehe I don’t play pranks on April Fool’s…I play them ALL YEAR LONG.

xo,

Marie