More Reasons Why I Am Not A Role Model
A little while ago a friend and I had a feast at Del Taco (hmm that’s weird, because it wasn’t 3AM and we were both sober) and heard a click-clack sound coming our way. A pair of mini high heels caught our eye, as we both looked up to see this little girl walking around in a head-to-toe, leopard print outfit. We both quickly glanced at each other and tried not to die of LOL. Look at this little diva! She reminded me of a Bratz doll come to life. OH HALES.
Naturally I wanted one RIGHT AWAY. Will anyone lend me their child? Only for one day. Maybe not even a full day, how about an 8 hour shift? I’ll even take minimum wage.
PERKS OF BEING MY CHILD FOR 8 HRS:
1. She or he will get to learn fun things like taxidermy!
[amazing image via buzzfeed.]
2. Become one with the dark side!
3. Learn how to do impressions of my favorite AIM smiley!
4. Learn how to make cocktails!
5. And most importantly, be a fan of vegetables like I am (OR MAYBE JUST CORN)
Let me know,
Marie
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Haha lol-my-god. That very first pic of you is too awesome. It looks like it should be on the cover of your biography, done later in life, after you’ve experienced many hardships and dabbled in drug & alcohol addiction.
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hahaha! I think I’ve dabbled in enough already…ESPECIALLY CRAZY OUTFITS:
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Yessss, that made my day. Ok, time to get started on your bio. I expect 10,000 words- on my desk by Monday.
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You can have dibs on my first born!
Not unlike Rumplestitskin.
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Your children might end up damaged, but they’d certainly have a lot of character.
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#1 ROLE MODEL
*hands you a ribbon*
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@Em – Can I make it a pop up book?…LOL IMAGINE..
@sarah von – DELIGHT. I will start knitting some bootiez
@defekto – Thank you! I knew you’d support me.
@Ashe- I gladly accept!
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I’d loan you my kid fer sure for the taxidermy skills and corn outfit. You and my sister Hope could get BFF taxidermy rings.
Man I love those pickled teddy bears.
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omg corn has a babeeee
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