Serious Lip Chap
Like you, I too am obsessed with lip chap. I blame my momma, who would always let me get TWO Flavor Saver Lip Balms whenever she placed an order from the Avon lady when I was a a kid. (Side note: I was also teased for having big MONKEY LIPS back then so now I am like FU HA! ’cause those same bitches probably have to get ‘em injected.) Anyway, when I went to California Adventure last week, I saw this chola bust out with a GIGANTIC lip balm…I have seen these monstrosities before but have never gotten one myself which is ridiculous since it combines my deep love of lip balm with my deep love of GIANT THINGS. That is a LOL in itself. I can’t wait til I’m at a stoplight with my stunna shades on, roll down the window, bust out my GIANT LIP BALM and go to town. IMAGINE? I will bust this out any time, any place. Before making out. “One mome, plz.” Then I proceed to saturate my face with a giant lip balm. (This cotton candy one sounds delish.)
Speaking of GIANT things, here is a video I never posted on here of me writing in a Lisa Frank diary with Star’s giant pencil. (Aw, I miss you and your giant pencil boo!)
Back to the lip balm, the past couple of years my addiction has decreased. I can go to sleep without putting some on but before that was a problem! M’lord! But for those of you who still have a strong addiction, I have found this. Good Luck!
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OMG, I can’t tell if that LBA support page is serious or satire. Also, I love the huge pencil.
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Me too! I think I saw this four years ago too. I know it’s a serious addiction, but I guess it’s better than being addicted to eating thumbtacks or Jesus or somethin’.
I am so jealz of that pencil. I am about to clock Star next time I’m up there and take off with that thang.
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That gigantic cotton candy lib balm is my favorite thing about summer. I buy one every year and it lasts the whole season.
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We got a huge pencil from a marketing company the other day – much fun! The lipbalms are cool, though I have trouble telling what size they are.
Hoiw big is giant? (a philosophical debate all in itself, lol)
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I always noticed with Lip Smackers that after its been in your purse awhile it starts to get funky and sort of linty? Either way…I had a jumbo one in high school…didn’t make it the whole way through!
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O yeah – giant chapsticks!
You know, when I was in like, middle school, that shit was all the rage – I had one from Bath and Body Works that was peppermint and it made my face tingle like… well… whatever. Anyhow I haven’t thought about that till now but there was something satisfying about holding something the size of a Mr. Sketch marker and painting it all over your face that makes me think I need one of those bad boys.
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Hahaha, I love your voice. Wtf
I want that giant pencil.
I like Guys With Big Feet ’cause you know what they say about the size of their feet ;]
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Well..It’s actually the size of their shoes but still..big feet, big shoes and big um-hmm. ;]
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@The Maiden Metallurgist – Oooh I need to order one! I love cotton candy..EVERYTHING!
@Lauren- I am going to have to get one and take a picture or measure it next to a can of shaving cream for all of us to see the size.
@Crystal – Yes it can get pretty gross after awhile, maybe someone should make little lip balm sleeves!
@Birdie – BIGGER IS BETTER. Also I LOVE peppermint. I used to always buy this lip balm from The Gap every xmas but I hate sticking my finger in things. OMG
@lollirot- Well THAT is a whole ‘nother type of discussion. In my golden age I have come to realize what may linger in one’s pants is much like a prize in a Cracker Jack box, you never know what you are going to get.
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