Someone had a few tricks up his wizard sleeve when he came up with this NES belt buckle. Boys, (or even ladies, shoot) if you take me on a date and wear one of these with the Goonies 2 game aka the only video game I have ever completed in my entire life, you will have me full attention at your crotch in no time.
Also see: a plate of cheese fries belt buckle with a side of ranch.
Ps. How many dirty jokes can be born out of this blog post? Answer: 13.
*Gracias to Chuckles for this sausage link!*