How to Get Me to Your Crotch

by marie

Someone had a few tricks up his wizard sleeve when he came up with this NES belt buckle. Boys, (or even ladies, shoot) if you take me on a date and wear one of these with the Goonies 2 game aka the only video game I have ever completed in my entire life, you will have me full attention at your crotch in no time.

Nostalgic

Also see: a plate of cheese fries belt buckle with a side of ranch.

Ps. How many dirty jokes can be born out of this blog post? Answer: 13.

*Gracias to Chuckles for this sausage link!*

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0 comments

1 Collin { 01.19.09 at 6:27 pm }

Whoa, you beat Goonies 2? I didn’t even know that was possible.

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2 marie { 01.19.09 at 6:40 pm }

I SURE DID. I am hoping this blog will impress the mang of my dreams.

Hello Hello anybody? Hello?

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