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Reasons Why I Am Not a Role Model

Reason # 16.

The other day when I was walking down Main Street in Ventura to meet my friend, a lady in a wheelchair with a baby on her lap asked me for a cigarette.

I said, “Sure!”

The End.

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8 Responses to “Reasons Why I Am Not a Role Model”

  1. C-Monster Says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    please make this a regular feature. i love it!

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  2. the slackmistress Says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    You are my role model.

    That is all.

    (Sorry we missed you at Miss Claire’s bash! I had to work a 12 hour day and was in bed by 9 :(

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  3. Shaun Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 7:19 am

    OMG. You kill me, lady.

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  4. softspoken Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 7:29 am

    <3!

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  5. pepper! Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 10:50 am

    there are reasons i love you, and this is one.

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  6. melissa Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    fucking brilliant!

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  7. marie Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 9:12 am

    I am so glad you guys approve of my bad samaritanism. I should also mention that when I actually handed it over I said “Just not in front of HER, okay?” So that makes me a good person underneath, right?

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  8. sherrie Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 8:46 am

    Dude no. That was awesome. You are my role model.

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