Fashion Boner Friday

Fashion Boner Friday

1. H&M’s tribute to 60′s design house Marimekko recently came out, but I still haven’t been able to check it out in person. While the prints are cute and perfect for being Sprung on Spring or giving a Hummer for Summer [I'm so cochino], I’m not completely stoked on the whole collection, only because I don’t think many of the silhouettes would be flattering on my figure. The two pieces up there are very pretty, though. I will give it a chance and head into an H&M soon. I wonder how the collection is doing, saleswise?

2. I still love the white frilly dress look lately. If you have an extra c-note or so, this BCBG dress is pretty sexy. If not, save your cash moneys for a trip to Vegas and pick up this ‘lil number at good ol’ Forev’ for less than $30.

3. Speaking of the Forevs, gladiator sandals are all over the place lately. I’m not sure if my “Platypus Foot” [ that's a sweet nickname I received from an old friend named Mark back in the rave days] would look good in them but I might get these delicious gold ones from there so I won’t have to drop much dinero. Yes, they will probably last about two days with my freestyle walking, but that’s fine. I am all about gold and white since my plan is to tan a bit this summer and that shit looks J-Lo dope with a tan. Well, I really just want to get my legs and boobs to match with my dark ass arms. Sometimes it’s so sad being a Patchwork Man with thirty different mestiza skin tones.

4. I spent last weekend in Santa Monica with Miss Leylabot from Culture Mash and we spotted this ADORABLE panda bikini while shopping. So kawaii! I wish they made a fifties style bathing suit with a panda print. I would do a somersault and fifteen jumping jacks of pure joy.

5. The print on this Velvet Torch dress is gorgeous. This is another one of those perfect tea party dresses. Just get some strappy pink heels and put your ‘do in victory rolls, a pearl necklace [not that kind] and it’s champagne kisses and Alouette dreams!

2 comments

1 melissa { 04.18.08 at 2:13 pm }

wow! i totally thought the same thing when I saw the new H&M Marimekko stuff. the patterns are pretty but the silhouette’s look kind of disappointing. the accessory stuff looks cute though. i’m curious to see if it’s selling too. haven’t been but going soon.

and YES to gladiator sandals! big fan! those are cute too! go on girl with your J-Lo tan! platypus foot HA! you do not have a platypus foot! you’re delusional!

2 marie { 04.28.08 at 3:46 pm }

Okay..now I really want to got knee high gladiator sandals. Hopefully I can get some for PALM SPRINGS!

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