- Posted by marie on March 20th, 2008 filed in Confessions and Obsessions
Dear Lost,
I fucking hate you. You make me want to tear out my hair and glue it to my face you are so goddamn good. When I watch you I get so worked up and want to scream to the high heavens. I know I am an asshole and missed a whole season and a half of you but I promise to stay in, Netflix that shit, grow a beard and not come out until I am all caught up, although I know I will probably be even more confused than before. I even had to apply some vanilla deodorant before I watched you in case I started to sweat from all the tension. Thank goodness Make Me a Supermodel comes on right afterwards so I can relax while watching that hottie Perry scratch his balls on national television. I hope he wins. Yes Perry, I voted for you. Come to mama.
Your pal,
Marie
Dunno bought the 80’s leotard though!
March 20th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Dear Marie–
Please move to SF so we can take polaroids and watch lost until we are old.
xo,
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March 21st, 2008 at 8:31 am
I love Walt!
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:19 pm
HAHA. This is exactly why I stopped watching it. I don’t need anxiety from a TV show.
Also, I <3 Make Me A Supermodel. But seriously, Holly needs to take speech classes, cuz she sound RETARDED!
miss you!!
hearts & beeps,
L