Dear Diary – My Nerdy Ass Obsession with The Goonies
This was right when the Gulf War started in ’91. I was ten here and obsessed with The Goonies. My crush on Mikey was for real DEEP. I always liked the unlikely hero best. Maybe I still do!
I also had a Goonies Club at school and filmed a “sequel” AND rewrote the story with me in the cast, as a cheerleader. BWAH! That will be a future scan. Also: “I am still searching.” What a goddamn nerdalish.
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XOXO
(Hugs and Nerdalish Kisses)
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Shaun :what were you searching for?
shaun: goonies treasure?
marie(1:24:36 PM): YES
marie(1:24:59 PM): i had hardcore fantasies of finding a treasure
marie(1:25:05 PM): ok something so embarrassing
marie(1:25:13 PM): whenever i walked to school i would touch these four bricks
marie(1:25:17 PM): just HOPING
marie(1:25:33 PM): someday one would push in and i would slide down to a secret underground tunnel
marie(1:25:37 PM): where a treasure lay
marie(1:25:39 PM): man
marie(1:25:45 PM): for days, weeks i did that
marie(1:25:48 PM): maybe months!
marie(1:25:51 PM): what a dreamer
shaun (1:26:49 PM): i still dream of those things, except there’s a awesome job, apartment, and a delicious man at the bottom of my hole.
marie(1:27:07 PM): HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I always had a crush on Mouth. I guess I had a thing for assholes from an early age.
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Pagne, my godsister was SOOO in love with Mouf. She loved Feldman and I loved Haim. I once did an asshole crush blog long ago, maybe I will do another one on here and we can compare notes?
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