Heath Ledger is dead. I am quite saddened by this. I don’t know about you, but I can still watch Ten Things I Hate About You about fifteen times or so. Okay, I am alone on that one. Well, now they better never remake one of the best movies in the world.. The Warriors.

A long time ago when I first heard the news that MTV was remaking The Warriors I got angry, then I jumped on my casting couch and hired actors, in my mind. I didn’t even have to think hard about Swan, the lead character. Heath Ledger appeared before my eyes…

Do you see it? I can’t see anyone else in that role! And now, according to Wiki, the remake will supposedly be played by “real gang members to create a modern version of the story set in Los Angeles.” HOLY CHOLY! I wonder if the Warriors will try to make it back to Santa Monica instead of Coney Island. Hmm…that doesn’t work for me. Anyway, if that’s the case, I guess they probably won’t be casting my dream actress for the role of sassy Mercy…

I am SICK of remakes. Gawd. The Birds?! Don’t even get me started.

RIP Heath candy bar.