Why I Want to Get Married

My sweet Loverbot other half, Leyla, showed me this link of a bride who had a cake made in her very own likeness. I like seeing things like this because it makes me feel like less of an asshole. Just kidding. Anyway, in three years when I have my Sweet Thirty birthday bash [which will be just as obnoxious as those teens' on MTV, if not more], perhaps I will do the same, but use a photo like this. Chola cake! Take a bite outta that! ON A FASHION NOTE: Look at that sista’s wedding dress. Is that paisley or butterflies? I hope the latter because it would be very Mariah of her. A girl can dream.


1 Klaus { 01.07.08 at 6:03 pm }


2 marie { 01.08.08 at 1:38 pm }

I’ll save you the crotch also.

3 leylabot { 01.08.08 at 4:15 pm }

I think the cake version of me should ask out the cake version of you. And then on the date we’ll compete and see how much more of one another we can eat. Woah… that’s dirty.

4 klaus { 01.08.08 at 7:53 pm }

OMG you guys are eatting each other out. WTF! this site is so dirty.

5 Pissy Crissy { 01.12.08 at 1:13 am }

If I were her husband, I’d fuck that cake instead of her. It’s way better looking for sure. But fuck them. They are rich. They have to be rich if they can afford a cake like that. I should be rich, not them! I’d take the money it cost for that cake and buy a Chihuly and make like Charles Krafft and sell raffle tickets for a chance to smash it. For me that would be the best way to frivously spend away a fortune.

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